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“I think you would be very easy to love and heart-shatteringly difficult to forget.”

I FORGOT HOW MUCH I LOVE THEMDJDJDJSJ

THAT’S WHAT IM MF TALKING ABOUT BROTHEEEERRRRR

“Asher Ruciyah knelt at the altar of violence and greed.“

LET ME AT HIM BARK BARK BARK

“it was probably something monstrous…or disgusting. or monstrously disgusting.”

LMFAOOOO GIRL CHILL you know he’s handsome under there !!

“shall we discover if you’re extraordinary?”

TORREN I WAS UNFAMILIAR WITH YOUR GAME

TORRRREEEENNNNNN

i don’t even have words. i’m oscillating between erect and crying

CATERPILLAR 😭🐛

these chapter headers have me ROLLLING

THE HAAAAAND FLEEEXXXXXIIINGGGG IM GINNA DIRESF

“she’s already mine she just doesn’t know it yet”

👅👅👅👅👅

WOUNDTENDINGWOUNDTE DIGGNWOUNDTEENDINGWOUNDNTENDICNG

“what? i can’t compliment my wife?”

HEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEEHEHE

“are you trying to court me?”

WHAT IF I WEPT

“you think i’m strange?” my love language fr

oh so we really are eating ink

THEYRE GAY AND STUPID

i can’t count how many times i’ve gone “huh” or “im confused” LOL

wait HUUUUUUHHHHH HUH HUH HUH HUH WDDDDYYYYMMMMM

I AM DISTRAUGHT

CONNIE LMFAO CHILL GIRL

THE JAMBILLIBONGS 😭😭😭

“You are the first, last, only person I have ever loved.”

OH IM GONNA WAIL

“It seemed, as long as Lualhati occupied a place in this world, that half of me would always be with her.”

LAAAAWDD SUMTHIN ABOUT DIS MAN

HAIR WASSSHHHIINGGGGGGG

do i do the next couple here

LETS GO LESBIANS

“this man makes me so stupid, i feel like i need to be tied to a tree like a goddamn werewolf.”

LMFFFAAOOOO SHES JUST LIKE ME FRRRR

okay well now im crying

GRRRR RUUFFFF RUFFF BARK BARK SNARL GRRR BARK RUFF RUFF