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THE JAMBILLIBONGS 😭😭😭

“You are the first, last, only person I have ever loved.”

OH IM GONNA WAIL

“It seemed, as long as Lualhati occupied a place in this world, that half of me would always be with her.”

LAAAAWDD SUMTHIN ABOUT DIS MAN

HAIR WASSSHHHIINGGGGGGG

do i do the next couple here

LETS GO LESBIANS

“this man makes me so stupid, i feel like i need to be tied to a tree like a goddamn werewolf.”

LMFFFAAOOOO SHES JUST LIKE ME FRRRR

okay well now im crying

GRRRR RUUFFFF RUFFF BARK BARK SNARL GRRR BARK RUFF RUFF

oh MY HHOOGD HEEEELLLLLOOOOO SIIIIRRRRR

RYAN UR FILTHY MOUTH HEHEHEHE

USE ME. 👅👅 COMMAND ME. 😩😩😩 DESTROY ME. 💦💦💦

I FILED AN EXCEPTIOOOOOONNNNN

SLOANE & ROWAN CAMEO MY POOKIE BABIIIIEEEEESSSS

WHAT THE RUXKC

every time there’s a chin grab/tilt in a book i go FERAL GRRRR GRRRR RUFF RUFF BARK SNARL BARK BARK GRRR

A HARNESS BROTHER ??? kink irishman

MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE.

MY HUSBAND.

ROWAN AND SLOANE MY BABIES. IM GONNA RUN IN CIRCLES AND BARK

WAS IT THE JESUS LMAOO

the giggling is rough to listen to in my ears but man they’re cute

MY WIIIIIIFE. MY MF WIIIIIFFFFEEEEE IKTR

i haven’t even been updated BC IM SO OBSESSED. I KNEW THEY WERE THE FREAKS OF THE GROUP

“you think i’m attractive?” “OBJECTIVELY!” lmaaaaoooo

i love a baseball player

oh he’s beekeeping age

“i can’t be giving these guys just because my dog likes them and one of them gave me a bandaid for my fucking boo boo.”

LMFFFAAAOOOO

brother why am i sobbing

maybe i’m damaged but i need a gabriel

i’m reborn in your name 🫠😛