Emily Marcel > Recent Status Updates

McMurphy is literally one of the most entertaining characters I have stumbled upon in a long ass time

Fellas we are so back

I’m coming back to you baby

I hate this book

Idk it’s just something sweet for the fuckin kids

Deciding to swap to this in realization of my think-book burnout. Will this be any better? No, probably not

really enjoying this so much more than I expected to

I keep wanting to read and I keep getting sad, but also now I’m realizing how little we think about native Americans in our day to day

Look guys, I can read lighthearted stuff too!

Bro someone put Palahniuk in the inpatient facility IMMEDIATELY

I would bet my entire checking account that this girl wants to bang big foot.

THEY’RE EATING HER BUTT (NOT IN THE SEXY WAY)

Erm what the freak

It’s always the rednecks with the most insane stories. But this one was definitely one of my favorites from this book so far.

People will fr do anything except work these days 🙄(she cut her fingers off)

Bro brought in the best character and killed him immediately wtf

I already suspect a 5 star review

It’s 8:40 and I just read about a kid getting his ass and intestines sucked out by a pool drain… and it was still just as difficult to read as the first time I read it.

If I was a boy I would fall for the fight club propaganda

Things are getting a little bit queer in here