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Decent enough so far

Getting good ooh

Just me and my conquistador bro using the power of god and hot dogs to kill our land hungry vampire enslaver with the help of a giantess

Why is it so good

I <3 crab

Wtf !

Can’t wait to get this over with

I wanna throw hands with Wickham LEMMEATTEM

Wowowow can’t believe this didn’t hold my attention in high school. Genuinely living for every plot development. So hard to put down!!!

Meh

Meh

(Post-ch21) LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO OMG THE HORROR !!!! Ok so insanely valid for this book to be a horror classic omfg what the HECK dude what the actual FREAK

And to that one person who said every film adaptation leaves out her favorite character? Full agreement- WHERE IS THE COWBOY YOU COWARDS

The Tiffany effect is also wild “you might as well have me eat a molecule with a pair of chopsticks” -Renfield, 1897

Okay fineeeeeeee I’m enjoying it

Wasn’t prepared for them to ride the London Underground! Also the praise for Mina’s intelligence is really refreshing despite it being phrased as having the brain of a highly intelligent man. Intended as high praise but yuck. The sexist gender theory throws you for a loop sometimes. Paused to lol at Renfield’s “tidying” to meet Mina. Also chapter 18-ish being straight out of a detective novel omg. Love.

Omg omg omg !!!! Wait this is so good wtf