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Chris Almeda
Chris Almeda is on page 161 of 1177 of A Storm of Swords (A Song of Ice and Fire, #3)
Robb said I stormed her fathers castle and she stormed my heart 😭😭😭 you kinda deserved to die for that one lil bro
Apr 16, 2026 08:11PM Add a comment
A Storm of Swords (A Song of Ice and Fire, #3)

Chris Almeda
Chris Almeda is 99% done with Exhalation
Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom: ⭐️⭐️⭐️

Ngl I would’ve snitched on her too. Not letting you drag me down with you foh
Mar 04, 2026 09:21AM Add a comment
Exhalation

Chris Almeda
Chris Almeda is on page 270 of 368 of Exhalation
Omphalos: ⭐️⭐️⭐️

Every time she said lord I just thought of the confessions of st augie
Mar 02, 2026 06:45PM Add a comment
Exhalation

Chris Almeda
Chris Almeda is on page 237 of 368 of Exhalation
The Great Silence: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

😭😭😭
Mar 02, 2026 04:54PM Add a comment
Exhalation

Chris Almeda
Chris Almeda is on page 231 of 368 of Exhalation
The Truth of Fact, the Truth of Feeling: ⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2

Finally, one where people are gaslighting each other.
Mar 02, 2026 04:53PM Add a comment
Exhalation

Chris Almeda
Chris Almeda is on page 185 of 368 of Exhalation
Dacey’s Patent Automatic Nanny: ⭐️⭐️⭐️

This would probably be better if it weren’t so nakedly about iPad kids.
Mar 02, 2026 04:17PM Add a comment
Exhalation

Chris Almeda
Chris Almeda is 99% done with The King in Yellow
Rue Barre: ⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2

My brother in Christ you broke into that woman’s house! You couldn’t have just sat out there with a bouquet of flowers and threw rocks at her window?
Mar 01, 2026 06:04PM Add a comment
The King in Yellow

Chris Almeda
Chris Almeda is on page 173 of 368 of Exhalation
The lifecycle of software objects: ⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2

So far Ted Chiang’s stories are all interesting thought experiments. With any piece of fiction about ai, I have a hard time really loving it when it asks questions such as “to what extent should we treat them like humans” and not “how deep is this box we’ve just opened.” 2001 space odyssey goated forever.
Mar 01, 2026 11:22AM Add a comment
Exhalation

Chris Almeda
Chris Almeda is on page 202 of 224 of The King in Yellow
The street of our lady of the fields: ⭐️⭐️⭐️

I don’t think I really understood this one. All I can say for sure is that bro is still goth and still horny and that should count for something
Mar 01, 2026 11:18AM Add a comment
The King in Yellow

Chris Almeda
Chris Almeda is on page 159 of 224 of The King in Yellow
The street of the first shell: ⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2

Oh to be French and in love during the Franco Prussian war
Mar 01, 2026 11:16AM Add a comment
The King in Yellow

Chris Almeda
Chris Almeda is on page 553 of 1009 of A Clash of Kings (A Song of Ice and Fire, #2)
Crazy that reek is just a different guy in the book
Feb 26, 2026 04:42PM Add a comment
A Clash of Kings  (A Song of Ice and Fire, #2)

Chris Almeda
Chris Almeda is on page 120 of 224 of The King in Yellow
The Street of the Four Winds: ⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2

Now he has a little cat friend.
Feb 25, 2026 07:40PM Add a comment
The King in Yellow

Chris Almeda
Chris Almeda is on page 112 of 224 of The King in Yellow
The Prophet’s Paradise: ⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2

In the middle of his short story collection which already begins with a 4 part horror episode tied together by a metafictional play this man decided to also add a collection of gothic romance prose poetry??? Brother are you good?
Feb 24, 2026 08:44PM Add a comment
The King in Yellow

Chris Almeda
Chris Almeda is on page 107 of 224 of The King in Yellow
The Demoiselle D’ys: ⭐️⭐️⭐️

Oh yeah he is just lovesick
Feb 24, 2026 08:37PM Add a comment
The King in Yellow

Chris Almeda
Chris Almeda is on page 89 of 224 of The King in Yellow
The Yellow Sign: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Is buddy just lovesick?
Feb 24, 2026 08:35PM Add a comment
The King in Yellow

Chris Almeda
Chris Almeda is on page 67 of 224 of The King in Yellow
In the Court of the Dragon: ⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2

I’ve actually had multiple dreams like this in the last few weeks.
Feb 24, 2026 08:33PM Add a comment
The King in Yellow

Chris Almeda
Chris Almeda is on page 57 of 224 of The King in Yellow
The mask: ⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2

The phoenix program would not have gotten me to admit I went to a man’s house and personally congratulated him for stealing my girl
Feb 21, 2026 05:39PM Add a comment
The King in Yellow

Chris Almeda
Chris Almeda is on page 38 of 224 of The King in Yellow
The repairer of reputations: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2

Brother I lost my mind when he put on the crown and the robe just to go commit heinous acts
Feb 20, 2026 05:48PM Add a comment
The King in Yellow

Chris Almeda
Chris Almeda is on page 541 of 729 of A People’s History of the United States: 1492 - Present
He said “how many Indians would’ve thought to make a flammable river?”
Feb 20, 2026 12:06PM Add a comment
A People’s History of the United States: 1492 - Present

Chris Almeda
Chris Almeda is on page 62 of 368 of Exhalation
What is expected of us: ⭐️⭐️⭐️

The interesting thing about this one is that it stems from other stories in which a joke is so funny it kills people. There are other examples in literature where a movie is so good it kills you or a woman is literally drop dead gorgeous, but the idea of people shutting down because they don’t think free will exists seems… kind of silly no?
Feb 19, 2026 06:42PM Add a comment
Exhalation

Chris Almeda
Chris Almeda is on page 58 of 368 of Exhalation
Exhalation: ⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2

Couldn’t give you any insight on the article this story is based on. Also not really sure how well Ted Chiang gets his point across in the story. Another pretty interesting thought experiment though.
Feb 19, 2026 04:07PM Add a comment
Exhalation

Chris Almeda
Chris Almeda is on page 284 of 1009 of A Clash of Kings (A Song of Ice and Fire, #2)
Got to the part where Sam realized he was only attracted to wildling girls
Feb 19, 2026 04:02PM Add a comment
A Clash of Kings  (A Song of Ice and Fire, #2)

Chris Almeda
Chris Almeda is on page 37 of 368 of Exhalation
The Merchant and the Alchemist’s Gate: ⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2

He said cultural appropriation off rip this is my kind of book. Also love the little author’s note at the end. He’s such a dork lol.
Feb 17, 2026 08:50PM Add a comment
Exhalation

Chris Almeda
Chris Almeda is 99% done with Oblivion
The Suffering Channel: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Going back and forth on this one a little. It’s certainly an interesting piece of media criticism. And it fits really nicely in the collection.
Feb 17, 2026 07:41PM Add a comment
Oblivion

Chris Almeda
Chris Almeda is on page 443 of 729 of A People’s History of the United States: 1492 - Present
The section on McCarthyism is nuts. That really does feel like the first time a fascist force put its hand on the wheel of American history.
Feb 17, 2026 02:17PM Add a comment
A People’s History of the United States: 1492 - Present

Chris Almeda
Chris Almeda is on page 321 of 729 of A People’s History of the United States: 1492 - Present
One of my favorite things about nonfiction is that you also get a catalog of all the author’s sources. I had know idea looking backward even existed but I threw that boy on my want to read list because Howard Zinn made it sound cool.
Feb 16, 2026 06:29AM Add a comment
A People’s History of the United States: 1492 - Present

Chris Almeda
Chris Almeda is on page 238 of 329 of Oblivion
Oblivion: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

She’s so down bad she’s literally dreaming about arguing about bullshit with her husband.
Feb 15, 2026 04:36PM Add a comment
Oblivion

Chris Almeda
Chris Almeda is on page 190 of 329 of Oblivion
Philosophy and the Mirror of Nature: ⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2

This almost feels like a proof of concept story for the rest of the collection.
Feb 15, 2026 04:35PM Add a comment
Oblivion

Chris Almeda
Chris Almeda is 99% done with Tenth of December
Tenth of December: ⭐️⭐️⭐️

Maybe I’m being harsh because I just read a David Foster Wallace short story that does a much better job addressing the need to self harm for attention but this is honestly the weakest one in the collection.
Feb 14, 2026 07:42PM Add a comment
Tenth of December

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