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NO ONE READ THIS BOOK EVER UNLESS U WANT TO HAVE DEPRESSION FOR THE REST OF UR LIFE WHAT DO U MEAN SHES PREGNANT WHAT WHAT DO YOU MEAN THETIS FORCED ACHILLES TO MARRY SOME GIRL AND GET HER PREGNANT WHEN SHE KNEW HE WAS IN LOVE WITH PATROCLUS THIS IS STUPID IM BAWLING MY FREAKING EYES OUT THIS ISNT FUNNY BRO

absolutely absurdly freaky scene aside... STOP THIS MADNESS .
"Name one hero who was happy. You can't"

"I can't."

"I know. They never let you be famous and happy..
...I'll tell you a secret."

"Tell me"

"I'm going to be the first...
..Swear it."

"Why me?"

"Because you're the reason. Swear it."

"I swear it"

STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP THIS ISNT FUNNY BRO STOP IM CRYING BRO OMG

it's so cute so far but ik it's going to ruin my life and i will be depressed for years to come so im cherishing the cute young love while i can before something horrible happens

short fella