Julian (performative reader) > Recent Status Updates

“You’ll hit another girl before you hit me. I’ll never be the first one in anything” gagged me butt like this is so Lana del Rey

This is how u do old timey writing in an interesting way @faulkner

I can’t read this book anymore

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This book is a dud

This old timey writing is making my head hurt

1. Doing something I’ve never thought I’d read him
2. Is the cow going to be an allegory for their mom?

This book is making me realize more how much of a miserable person I am cuz I keep rolling my eyes at the hallmark ass book

let’s see what Albom is all about

crazy how professor-student relationships are debated and controversial topic among universities and professors around the world

This latest essay was really good, talking about the nuances of sexual preferences and desires

WOMEN✊

I read a chapter of this in a coffee shop with my tote bag

all roads lead back to mommy issues

The random( but needed) shade at Harry Potter took me aback