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It’s like if Joy Luck Club was about everything everywhere all at once instead of just being Chinese American

It’s always interesting to see how comically evil every single person was in the 1950s

Sad

Chekhov’s gun but the guns have either been trained on their targets for 250 pages or fly in from offscreen

This book is like the scene where Benoit Blanc explains Knives Out except instead of Benoit Blanc it’s an octopus every 20 pages and instead of 10 minutes of screen time it’s 350 pages and instead of being interesting it’s not

It’s getting worse! (We can’t hold them we need Rumi)

I’m worried I already know where this is going

If I got put in this situation I would immediately fuck up all of the lives of the mes in the other universes

How is this well-reviewed? This book is literally defecating on a perfectly good croissant

Going from a book with 46 page chapters to a book with 4 page chapters is crazy, I feel like Goldilocks out here

The implication of like a 40 year old Heathcliff sexting via carrier pigeon with an 18 year old so his son can get laid is absolutely hysterical

Mia Goth would be a good Isabella

Sauciness

How do you understand what Joseph is saying

Interesting take on “Routines in the Night”

Finished part 1. I think it might be about time. But if it’s about time, why didnt they call it About Time?

I really don’t understand what the point is of having chapters if your chapters are 46 pages long?? How am I supposed to read “one more chapter before bed”???

I feel bad for Peter, but I guess in a way we’re all Peter

What an interesting character