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I do like this

Still going?

Did we blow our load too early?

I’ve written too much SQL and the idea of somebody using coalesce as an actual word is simply repulsive

Yo

Someone told me this was a three hour read and I’m starting to think that might have been rage bait

I’ve just finished part 5 and this is probably my last update before finishing the book as part 6 is only about 30 pages. I don’t want to leave a review as I’m assuming a lot of this gets tied up/improved upon in the third book but I’m disappointed at how many side stories seem to go nowhere or end up meaningless. It’s very Game of Thrones (derogatory)

Deus Ex Machina 2: Electric Boogaloo

Characters introduced in this book really just be doing whatever

Bad feeling this book is gonna kick the can to book 3 based on what I just read

I just realized my version has 200 fewer pages than the Goodreads version

The idea that he wrote “the groups size was such that they’d run out of chairs” and wasn’t like hm do I need all these characters?

The combination of cool stuff immediately followed by something that belongs on shitty sequel bingo needs to be studied

Please please please I’m begging you not to do a love triangle Brandon I’m on my hands and knees

Among us???

The text is much smaller on this one

This reminds me of Ne Zha where the lore is super deep and theoretically interesting but the actual events that I’m watching feel odd and random

As a reader the idea that you’re going to introduce goofy looking flying monkeys and then have them be the main antagonistic force for upwards of 50 pages at this point is ridiculous to me

I imagine the scene where Jessyn returns to the lab being much like Troy walking back into the apartment after getting the pizzas in community

There sure is a lot of species lore in this one

Gonna start saying “your distress with this change is irrelevant”
Also, Else gives me Asian Thandiwe Newton but with Britt Lowers hair. Is that just Awkwafina?

Freida McFadden, I believe you played your hand too early

Yo

Slop

Damn why’d it get good

Very inspiring

My flight just got delayed by an hour

“One last thing before we break for lunch” ahh father reveal