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It’s fanciful but frankly I’m bored (perfect audiobook for data entry heehee)

Imma be honest I fear book club ain’t gonna let me pick books anymore after this one

The first 85 pages were relatively normal if not a bit unsettling simply from the choice of language and now we are quickly encroaching on fever dream territory

Realizing that my audiobook and my concurrent, Kindle book are both taking place in Newport, Rhode Island with main characters in their late 30s who have been begrudged by life. My Libby holds did me dirty.

Tbh if MY planned suicide got squandered because the entire hotel (except for my room) is booked out for an extravagant wedding I also would make it everyone’s problem.

Single mom in her late 30s gets part time job #3 of being the fake-girlfriend to billionaire from her hometown.

This probably hits harder as a book-book instead of an audio-book. Super odd and macabre, the narrators accent is putting me off but I have a three hour drive so alas here we are.

Fun and spooky!!!!!

This one’s real weird. And sad in an orphany way. Like, I’m into it but it has yet to grip me.

I cracked my FWEAKING molar and needed a cozy book where nothing bad happens while i await the emergency dentist so here we are, back in the Pants series

My Libby app updated and deleted the download before a camping trip and when I got back into service the loan expired. I’m 29th in line. Fml will I ever learn how this massive book ends

OH MY GOD NVM I WAS RIGHT

Audiobook narrator for Dom is so gravely and husky sounding i deadass thought this was gonna be a smut book.

Yall ever read a book that you don’t want to end so you start reading slower?

It’s giving Dolly Parton and I will not be taking further questions

I’m almost embarrassed how enraptured I am by this series at my Big Age ™️

If you’re in my book club and you are noticing I have neglected our assigned reading in favor of the entire Pants series…… no you didn’t.

No one warned me that this shit is sad?! I’m crying??? (Someone confirm… is this book gutting or am I entering my luteal phase?)

Tbh wishing I read this one as a tween bc it’s honestly a homey way to talk about some real heavy shit???

The classic female main character “don’t call me cute! Everyone calls me cute ugh” and “I’m so petite” thing happening here. Wedding on a vineyard island, grappling with grief of a dead sister and a rough break up, but will this sandy haired ab clad groomsman alter the trajectory of her very being?



So far 2 stars. But… kind of an ideal audiobook for background noise for data entry?