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u better be happy Jo

The ending pissed me off to be so real

wait wtf that was an ending

this would be a lot better if they didn’t constantly remind me this 30 year old man was acting like a teenager

what the actual fuck

magic pride and prejudice @leroy

I’m bored

I have whiplash I think

I don’t think I was the target demographic 🥲

okay that was a lot

@jo I was wrong you should prob move this up on your tbr

Ridoc = Percy Jackson? Slay

booooo that ending was a choice :/

ahhh i forgot this came out!!


“Is that what you think you are? ‘Docile until provoked’?”

👀

HAHA WHAT

ugh

okayyy I get it - but I’m still stuck on kingfisher???? it’s giving pirate energy imo

so you’re telling me I have to wait for the next book for Mac? 🧍‍♀️

Hey so I didn’t like that @ Chapter 34 ☹️

wtf.

funny and traumatic 🤩

“Shortcake, you tryin’ to break my poor lil heart?”
“If your heart’s anywhere near as thick as your head, I think you’ll be fine.”

😱

I need to reread this on kindle instead to make sure my highlights are saved in two places because this shit is hysterical 🫶

Spoiler - this had me DYING:

[Golf fans are mean as sin, Josephine. I once had a child in a Callaway hat give me the finger. And he was with his grandma. Who told me to shove a club up my ass.”]