Michael Rudio > Recent Status Updates

I'm in too fucking deep. This Mikhail guy pissing pissing me off and Esther running away from her marriage sounds like middle age white women boredom

Too woke and quite a snooze fest. May have to put this one away if nothing interesting happens any longer. No way this is how two men speak when one fucks the other's wife

So, how did these houses get built? I'm sure you can get away with fake floor plans, but how about the workers? If I was on site, I'd definitely think these owners were diddling children

Gets me wondering about the house I live in. I remember the house being up for sale in January, 2022. It sold but was up for sale again in September when we bought it. Did the other buyers find something that we didn't?

A sus crawl space in the basement (that's now my room), a DIY shed and sunroom. Not to mention a few ghost sightings. Maybe I should look up the history of this lot

Reading this and Trainspotting is like choosing between continuing an actual good movie or Fargo

Ah gets not havin ah shag in a minnit but dannae giv oop yur wee bit ah morrels forra lassie

Dannae think ah'm a hav ma fir stroke readin a buk

Good teachings in the first three rules through comparisons of Biblical stories, personal experience, and ancient crustaceans.

Probably the biggest book I've attempted to read. And the text is small too I'm gonna kms