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my friend started a duolingo course on my Ipad and it took like 10 mins to load 😭

"yes, and hard, your not coming"
'Yes i bloody am"



EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

y'all, guess what my friend said 😭

"lightstick, check, photocard, check, Kalvin d*ad, check."

Beautiful silence, beautiful pain. We're only human, we're meant to dream. Lost in a life, full of mistakes. We do what feels right, then fall with no grace. Chased by the sun, escaping flatlines. Dreams are a curse, wake up you're alive. Oh, slowly fading from the misery, I've accepted who I'm supposed to be, I've accepted who I'm supposed to see...

stolen from Celeste.

what should i do??? im boreddddd

HoW To gIvE A GiRl bUtTeRfLyS

neck kisses - dead
hugs from behind - buried
eye contact- oops he's in a grave.

if a man did the things that apparently give girls butterflies, he's dead. gone. nonexisiant.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/yXDolC...

why tf is this on my fyp and who the hell even likes this???

y'all, when i was in year 3, i made friends, i probably dragged them down w/ me, thy're my bsfs now, i thought one of them was mean (all of them but...) so... i had to say dat.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEGANNNNNN 😝😝
J-J-Jealous of My MEGAN
YES!
Do you wanna see me moonwalk?
OUR ALL-ROUNDER QUEEN
I put the gay in dyslexic.
YOU'RE JUST A GAAAYYY BOY
Oh this isn't beer,🤓☝️ it'sssss ✨SPRITEE✨


stolen from emma klatte

y'all, i did a challenge question for my frqs saying i can accept, and the replies are hilaurious

"oh naur"
"???"
"wtf"

see y'all in... 4 hrs

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zBg2bX...

if i name ur fictional crush ur out

dean - the naturals
Michael - the naturals
lia - the nsturals
Kai - powerless
Aaron warner - shatter me

y'all, my mum will kill me if i make a grp but heres my idea for one (someone pls make it and link it)

Name: Book Conspiracys
Description: Make conspiracies about books and fantasise about characters
rules: *insert whatever the hell you want*

and can u make me a mod 🥺 someone pls do this 🥺

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEGANNNNN

my friend sunghooned me...

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AbGz3F...

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/L6a3ES...

i learnt the katseye superbowl dance in 1 minute and 3 seconds.

"OnE TwO ThReE JuMp" - idiotic kids bop manager



help me recover from the cringe.

"thEn cOvEr uP YoUr dAuGhTeRs"

educate your sons.

y'all, im grindig duo korean bc im boreddddd

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Y5exrS...

gotta do piano 😭

i guess im waking up at 5am for blackpink.

y'all, if you search up "*artist name* 8d" and use headphones it sounds like ur in a concert!!! (minus screaming)

There are a bunch of creeps using AI to create inappropriate n@ked pictures of idols! (i.e. STRAY KIDS, ENHYPEN, ILLIT, BLACKPINK, KATSEYE etc.)

Mostly female idols and Maknaes…
(ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING)

No one deserves to be s*xualised.

y'all, how do i make my room Kpop without any merch??? my parents hate it so im stuckkkkkkkk

y'all, my dad said that i shouldnt have a monogrammed aproach to everything and now i cant do light academia so... KPOP CORE IT IS!!! yeah... THE DRIP ERA HAS BRIGHT COLOURS OK!!!