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Machiavelli must have had broad shoulders like mine cause he is calling certain kings & countries food

Two pages in she was saying she only showered once a week. Eyes closed just twangin’

I imagine Eileen’s pops to look like Gary Oldman in Slow Horses. He also thinks he’s Batman which is fire. Eileen on the other hand is very unreliable, a stalker, and delusional which is exactly why we’d be besties.
“It’s easy to tell the dirtiest minds—look for the cleanest fingernails.”

I would’ve suggested to Eileen that she should consider getting a tramp stamp and she would’ve hated me for an eternity