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“He had cooked away almost to the bone before he died”

Yikesss

Is it dramatic to say i fell in love with the book on page 3? Loved Lana and Logan from chapter 1.

suddenly everyone’s exes are getting brought up. 65 pages in and I’m learning all 3 male love interest’s exes names

umm Simon is kicking his coworker’s severed head as a soccer ball to intimidate Cora lol

Why is the fmc’s name Marjoriana 😭 I kept seeing it as marijuana

The writing of magic is so vivid, descriptive and convincing. The emotions are so raw. Loving it so far.

Finished the chapter for Bloodchild. Thoroughly impressed, disturbed, in awe. Gonna have to hold off reading the rest of the short stories for some breather.

I’ve gained sanity back.

I’m so confused. I sincerely think Piranesi is delusional and everything is a hallucination.

What the hell The Other can bring Piranesi shoes and multivitamins??? Piranesi u are def a test subject.

So far, only questions.
Who is the narrator, and what is this house?
Is everything real? If there are only two people in the House, how did they get there in the first place?
Who tore out the pages in their journal?
Why did they change the dating system from November 2012 to The Year I discovered Coral Halls?
Is that when they gone crazy?

“We are both very practical,” said Zale, “It’s the world that’s gone a bit mad.”

‘He materialized, saw the two in front of him, neither of which was Halla, and therefore they both needed to die. ‘

Sus… Bartholomew wants to go to Rutger’s Howe by himself… either he is going to declare Halla insane or try to marry her or get killed on the road…

i love Halla is asking all kinds of questions about what it’s like being bound to a magical sword.

There’s so many books with miscommunication tropes where the mcs are not a bit curious about the most unusual things (like Diem with her magic). It’s unbelievable how this is the standard.

This book is so funny.

My lady, I have fought dragons on multiple occasions.

Did you win though?

YAY!!!!
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His god had been of steel but he was only flesh
and bone. "We did," he said, and lowered his mouth to hers.

If this wasn’t a romance book I would’ve guessed the random girl who threw herself at the Paladin is the serial killer.

Why is book printed in PURE WHITE paper. It’s like reading in college with those library printer A4.

There’s too much “we know everything but we won’t tell u unless u know what to ask” vibes going on.

The “enemies” part is too forced. Vassa has no reason to be so rude and grumpy.

Somewhere in Belavere City, Lord Tanner stalked some government parlor and my mother sat waiting in a cold cell, and I was here, unable to do what I must.
So, I did nothing. I remained here plucking at dandelion petals and hoping the correct course would present itself. I had pulled Patrick willfully into a trap without ever deciding to do so.
I was sinking, and soon, there wouldn't be a way back.

This book is devastating 😭😭😭😭 nina ur too good

UGH HE ALWAYS KNEW HER.

I was twelve years old in a courtyard, and a furtive hand slipped vials into my pocket. You've got a mind of your own, the boy said. Don' let those fuckers take it. And then he faded from view.

"Well, you dropped your skirt in front of me once, Nina Harrow. By all means, do it again."
I whacked him, my hand glancing the back of his head
"You disappoint me," he said happily. "That deserved a closed fist, at the very least. One of these days, I'll teach you to hit me properly."

I like the pace 1 chapter 1 school year 😂

Me
"I refuse to go anywhere at this hour," he replied when I informed him that I had purchased train tickets to Dover. "I had a dreadful day and will be remaining here until at least noon."

"Wendell," I said, keeping my voice even through sheer force of will. "Your family has begun sending assassins after you.

“If souls are the currency of hell, then the devil himself has become the victim of inflation.”
LOOOOL

Didn’t think I’d see this day, Vasya had them demons all whipped.