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Don’t mind me just casually reading yet another 400k+ word fanfiction

I’m docking points for a physician using the words ‘crotch rocket’ in a conversation with a patient.

Home boy doesn’t know how to minimize/maximize a computer program but he knows what dichotomy means? Suuurrrrrreeee

I am bored TO TEARS. I’m so desperate to get through it that I bought the audiobook and I don’t even want to listen to it! I have been slumped. I don’t want to read anything else and it’s all this books fault!!

Stop the foreword? Literally LOL’d

Omg Gareth

Yes girl, stand up for yourself! You’re gonna forget you have pride in the next chapter, I’m sure, but I’m proud of you!

I want to DNF this book so bad just off the fact that Ava has absolutely no pride. This man treats her like dirt, regardless of how much Rena glorifies it. This I the first guy from this series that I can’t stand.

This girl sobs at everything. These guys have to open their mouth and she’s already sobbing.

EXCUSE ME?!

“Draco had had the distinct displeasure of watching Granger’s brain at work for years in school. Her thoughts tended to volley in an almost physical display on her face as her brain jumped through whatever series of Quidditch hoops were required to come to a point.”

I love this quote. I don’t know why

This is painful to read. When does the 5 star book start???

I’m not ready (sobs)

ARC team let’s gooooooo

Did this really need to be over 1000 pages? Was it REALLY necessary? Every single page I’m tempted to just skip to the end but I still enjoy the battle scenes. It’s the stuff in between that drives me crazy.

This woman just took a shower, blow dried her hair and put on make up. To go for a run.

I can already tell this is gonna be one of my TT fails. I don’t like the writing style. Darn

“My hero, protecting my innocent nature, one hairy nipple at a time.”
“Quit that.” he adjusted his stance and hesitated before asking, “Do you not like hair on a man’s chest, or…”
OMG this grumpy stick in the mud is such a SIMP

He asks her to marry him, like, 3 days after they start dating.

Absolutely not.

Jesus. Is this entire fucking book going to be her getting raped?

Dude I am in the struggle bus. I can’t get into this at all.

You are you and that’s a lovely person to be ❤️

Nah, mama is suspicious

Wow same place and Dante still sleeves me out. He’s a trash human being.

He’s getting a iPod. I didn’t know she edited these!