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"He was... all alone - for you cannot count friends that are all packed up in barrels." Fair Bilbo fair 😆

Bilbo is not useless, I'm kinda surprised. When I was reading about the spiders all I could think of was Ron Weasely.

Side note: Bombur can't catch a break. He gets fat shamed by the spiders too.

They high-key fat shame Bombur any chance they get. First with Beorn and now with the boat.

Surprise! I've been reading this for a few weeks! I'm due August 2026 💕

Sean and I listened to this on our car drive this weekend. I like the funny video game aspect, but it may go too far with gore and language.

✓Hate Princess Donut
✓ Hilarious wardrobe outside his control (a cloak, leather jacket, shirt, boxers, spiky knee pads and a toe ring)
✓Creative worldbuilding

I made the mistake of getting the illustrated books by Alan Lee. Gollum is way grosser in his illustration than in any of the movies.

Read 3 pages then fell asleep. Oh well at least I got a Sunday nap.

Why are the elves so weird?

Bilbo is an old man and we love him for it. Not sure I would be as open minded about going on an adventure at 50, but I guess that's the Took in him.