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I think she may have lost me at the aquarium.
They’re in the bedroom and he’s “going to town on the most sensitive, vulnerable, *neglected* place on her body” - Hon, I’m pretty sure the most neglected place in your body is actually you prefrontal cortex, bc why are y’all this horny right now???? Like, you have an actual problem to deal with, have sex later, istg

If any of this is remotely similar to anything that actually happened, I feel so bad for poor Amy Dudley. She loves this mediocre social climber so much and he barely pays attention to her.

It’s funny listening to these kinds of books sometimes knowing how things end for the characters. Kitty Howard going on about her future and stuff, and I’m like oh honey, because it’s 1541 and it’s no secret what will happen to her by the end of the year.