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This is the funniest one since the green book when they had that picture of Shel Silverstein

This book has me in tears😂

This book is so damn funny lmao

IT IS TOO BAD THAT MEN CANNOT BE TRUSTED UNLESS THEY ARE WATCHED.
Bram Stoker
Dracula: The Original 1897 Unabridged And Complete
Edition (A Bram Stoker Classics)

Mina isn’t going
- [ ] They recovered 20+ boxes
- [ ] Mina is crying because they didn’t tell her what happened
- [ ] Mina is pale
- [ ] Last night she saw a mist and heard the guards fighting with someone

- [ ] Vampires have the strength of 20 men
- [ ] They can control the weather
- [ ] They can shape shift
- [ ] They can disappear
- [ ] They are immortal
- [ ] Eating blood makes them younger
- [ ] Strong
- [ ] He can put mist around himself/herself
- [ ] He can make himself small or big
- [ ] See in the dark
- [ ] No reflection
- [ ] You have to welcome them in first
- [ ] Weak between noon and sunset

Nosferatu is what they call the undead in Eastern Europe

- [ ] Lucy rose from the dead
- [ ] The dr and professor went to open her coffin and it was empty
- [ ] The profressor still isn’t convinced
- [ ] Lucy is back in the coffin , now the professor STILL isn’t convinced, he’s dumb
- [ ] THE DR WOULDNT HAVE TO SPECULATE IF MINA HAD SAID SOMETHING

Mina literally will not question anything
- [ ] Mina read the journal and still says she’s not going to question him. Even though she doesn’t know what’s real
- [ ] Mina said she forgot Lucy was sick
- [ ] Now Mina believes what is in the journal

- [ ] Lucy died
- [ ] Someone called the “bloofer lady” which is technically what everyone is calling the yet to be known vampires is going around temporarily kid naming children and biting them and bringing them back home

- [ ] Johnathan is home
- [ ] Mina won’t read his journal
- [ ] Johnathan said she could and she won’t and he won’t
- [ ] John is in a mad house
- [ ] Lucy bf is worried so he calls the doctor
- [ ] Lucy gets a blood transfusion
- [ ] But obviously it doesn’t last
- [ ] The doctor gives her medicine but its just garlic
- [ ] Lucy is like I can’t take this lmao

I love how everyone has a journal in this novel lol

They should start labeling this a psychological thriller lol. Im actually enjoying this

Dracula can shape shift