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Hell yeah

Javier bardem’s abhorrent trim in theoretical form

“He rose and stood tottering in that cold autistic dark” is a sentence which stumped me so hard that I immediately googled if ‘autistic’ has a definition as an adjective outside of a medical/psychological context and the first result was someone on reddit who posted that exact page asking what the fuck Mccarthy meant by that

I want to live in that hospital

Hell yes brother we’re back on the norwegian wood grind who else loves reading about hippie japanese women talk about how no one understands them

It’s difficult to feel bad for this guy when you’ve had a friend like him

I too would write a novel about how awful someone is if they were slightly passive aggressive towards me 2 years ago

Yep

This reads weirdly similarly to diary of a wimpy kid if Greg had a thesaurus and an existential crisis

It’s just dawned on me that I’m a bit slow

Waow

This book is narrated in the exact same way that I think but without the psychosis (I hope)

It’s just a moustache mate

Shouldn’t have shaved it off then nobhead

Putting this one down because it suddenly feels oh so topical! Who else loves being told over text on a random thursday that she doesn’t love you she just felt bad and didn’t want to hurt you

This has all-timer potential actually

First chapter could’ve been a short story on its own

Just really really good

This happened to me once acyually

One of those books where every sentence just feels like poetry and I can’t really explain what I mean by this. It’s like every syllable was perfectly calculated to bounce into your head

Slaughterhouse 1 through 4 were a bit shit but i’ve heard good things about this one

This one chapter about the painter took me longer to read than the entirety of 1984

It took me until now to realise Fräulein is a title and not a first name I thought kafka was just really fucking terrible at naming and kept giving everyone the same name

God i’ve been fuckinh slogging through this