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"I was recently hanging out with Kevin Richardson from the Backstreet Boys, and we agreed that Lou could have had one of the biggest music empires in the world. [...] but he was too greedy, and in the end it destroyed him. He had convinced himself that he was so powerful he could get away with anything, and unfortunately for him he couldn't."

Everything I've read about Justin Timberlake reinforces what an absolute piece of shit he is as a person. Even when people are trying to complement him, it's really clear he's the type of person who's only ever cared about himself. He will throw anyone who doesn't serve his goals under the bus. I'm so glad I picked up on this aspect of him early on.

"I also gave them the massage certificates I received in Thailand from ITM. The FBI would later send me a compact disk with digital copies of all these items, but I would never get any of the originals back." It's really endearing how much she cares about that certificate and her experience learning in Thailand.

"'I'm not a predator, I'm an offender. It's the difference between a murderer and a person who steals a bagel.'" Yeah ok Jean Valjean...

"The next morning I woke up thinking that since I'd finally revealed my father's abuse out loud, something would have to change. Maybe, at the very least, someone would acknowledge what I'd been through. Instead, before we left to drive back to Florida, the entire extended family acted like nothing had happened."

"Jane Carter is simply awesome..."

Ok Sam...

Angel is older than Aaron. Just FYI

As the younger sister of a better-looking older brother who picked on me, I relate to BJ.

Someday, Jane, Nick is gonna tell his therapist about this.

This woman would've been an instagram mom if she'd been born in a different era

"But having men as friends and peers and family is very different from having them as partners."

"The only problem with anger is that it burns hot and fast. It doesn't tend to burn long." I'd beg to differ but ok

"I'd seen what reality shows had done for Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson [...] I thought this show could be a great vehicle for my brother and sisters as well." Jessica and Lachey got divorced, Nick. They got divorced BECAUSE of their reality show!

"I didn't want to hang out with clean-living people because they would have made me feel guilty and stupid." The fact that his wife ends up being one of those types of people is very gratifying.

"I'm sure that if I went back to that place now [...] I would probably fit in better." Nickolas...Mr Carter...It is OK to not fit in at a Diddy party. In fact it's probably one of the best things that ever happened to you. Being un-cool, in that context, is a flex Nick. It's a FLEX!! But you won't understand this for 10 more years!!

"Doing beats trying."

"No...but it sure beats not trying."

Clary: My name's not 'little girl' it's Clary.

Jace: I know. Pretty name. Like the herb, clary sage. In the old days people thought eating the seeds would let you see the Fair Folk. Did you know that?

Clary:..it's short for Clarissa...

"That's the game isn't it? Getting people to see the world as you see it and say it all back to you."

Hey, you! You wanna know what dating a girl with BPD is like? Boy do I have the book for you!

" all he needed was a top hat and he would fit the part completely" wait so he hasn't been wearing a top hat this whole time?

The idea that Tolkien took Odin and split him into Sauron and Gandalf is something I'd never considered but makes a lot of sense!

Is Snitter psychic?

Oh my gosh Chad no one talks like this!

For some reason this one is even more repulsive than Lolita.

Dude stop dramatizing this! There's enough drama here without the author stepping in and telling us what everyone who was actually involved in the incident was 'probably' thinking!

"The result had been beyond his wildest hopes; for a reasonable doubt presumes a reasonable murder, and Christie's own brand of murder was so utterly beyond reason as to prevent any reasonable man from ever considering it." (Guys, the whole book is super wordy like this. Probably sounds fine when you're talking in but very difficult to read.)

"I didn't get to say goodbye"
"Did you kiss her?"
"Yes."
"Did she tweak your nose?"
"Yes."
"Then you said goodbye."
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Plot twist: This story actually HAS a plot?!?

She works as a receptionist at a pediatric clinic and her boss doesn't care if she misses work for three days?!?!