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dudes talking a lot of shit for a guy named “🅱️ennis”

i’ve forgot to update this

r/menwritingwomen

duncan idaho is basically captain arrakis

frank herbert write a normal book challenge

i like that everyone’s first question is if this guy has a dick or not

love triangle with a giant worm

“hwi? who’s hwi? there is no hwi

leto II you would’ve loved radiohead

least expected feminist of all time

would you still love me if i was a worm (in this case no)

we’re so back

nice

nosferatu (spongebob character) mention

i can’t imagine how hard this must’ve gone in 1897

jojo reference 🫵

3 proposals in one day and i would never step outside again

you must bounce on itttt

these guys have gotta stop reproducing

most unexpected heisenberg name drop

this guy is literally boss baby

stellan skaarsgard jump scare

“back to formula”- spider-man 1

this genuinely does a great job of explaining why the jedi council had to go

tomy libby special agent, stand back and stand by. i’m making progress

libby actually was going to send someone to murder me if i didn’t start making progress on this

jack black cameo is crazy

“he loved chicago almost as much as i did, but then again, he didn’t have to grow up there”

dudes beefing with a theater group

bros opps are literally named the opposition