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Why is the non-sentient cellular phenomenon writing religious dogma on the walls?

Sisterhood of the rapidly changing dna

I love Cat :)

Book that makes you want to hug your mom

Remarkably big octopus

Remarkably Sad Old Lady

First!

What a bunch of dildos

In real life the majority of players of 3 body would be, as for most games, the middle school aged sons of upper middle class parents. They’d say things like “You’d never survive a 3-bod lobby” That’s what they’d call it. 3-bod. And then they’d call Isaac Newton slurs.

Wang nodded

What kind of dork ass game are they playing with their vtuber rigs?

Why do the aliens hate woke?

At times this book reminds me of the atheism subreddit in 2011 (derogatory, obviously)

Wang’s son is named Doo Doo? Ding was with Dong?

Ye Zhetai SLAMS WOKE LEFTIST Shao Lin with FACTS and LOGIC

It happened

Talk about a slow burn

On to part two