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Someone make this into a movie, PLEASE.

Captivatingly dark so far...

I'm sorry, but the absolute irony of this trilogy being the Elongated Muskrat's favorite piece of media will always be eternally hilarious to me. Holy hell, does the man know what the books are about? Can he analyze a theme?

Book Aragorn is so dreamy.

Lady Macbeth is so unapologetically villainous...I might love her.

Lady Macbeth is so unapologetically villainous...I might love her.

Happy Hobbit Day!!

It was interesting how the movies portrayed an externally progressive but internally regressed society. I wonder if the books will do the same, and to what extent?

Deeply odd so far, but I honestly think that's the point.

Or it's just the 60's talking.

Tom Bombadil is the true MVP.

As I've been rereading this masterpiece, my Frodo cosplay for Halloween came in the mail. Yes, I literally own Sting (although, unfortunately, it does not glow when those pesky orcs are about.)

And it occurred to me, as I wielded Sting, donned hobbit ears, hobbit feet and a repurposed Dr. Doom cloak, that I am indeed a big 'ole freaking nerd.

Wow! This is just as dense as I was told it would be.
(not in a bad way, either!)

The whimsy is overwhelming.

Bilbo is my spirit animal.

Bilbo Baggins the icon that you are.

At least, I know that such things happened, but I cannot see them. No taste of food, no feel of water, no sound of wind, no memory of tree of grass or flower, no image of moon or star is left to me. I am naked in the dark, Sam, and there is no veil between me and the wheel of fire. I begin to see it even with my waking eyes, and all else fails.

That's to cue the waterworks. Dammit, Tolkien you monster.

The best bros to ever bromance in the history of media.