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“When he’s finished, he leaves an unused plate in the sink for me to wash.” 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

Lmaoooooooo. I like her style just not sure I like book itself.

This motherfu***

Book is lowkey depressing at this point lmao.

Weeping..

Someone please shoot this man. I’m so serious 😭😭😭😭😭

Omg we just need to pack Matt up. We don’t care he could’ve ridden off into the sunset with Mia and her spawn never to be seen again. The closure from him feels unnecessary. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

No sir it’s EX

Bombaclaaaaaaaat. Good gyallll Phoebe 🙆🏿‍♀️

Fucking finally. WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF THIS CHARACTER?

I can’t help but to feel Jim knows what he’s doing and thank you god bc everyone else is 🐈

While I do love this book and Phoebe’s potential move to the mansion ( really good book research site) it’s giving me I’m moving here to become a side chick vibe… she’s fitting herself into his life while running wedding errands and no one’s talking about the obvious. It’s sad. 🫠

Hmmm…Double homicide 😭😭😭

I think I love this book.

I don’t like how annoyed I am by Marla’s character - I either need to unpack some feelings about myself or I need a revelation that makes sense of her character… because yuck.

Everyone here has a marriage of convenience (or escapism, rather) Nat is right. Phoebe threw herself away for Matt and Lila has yet to discover herself but wants to get married. And I really don’t like Marla’s character - annoying asf for no reason (juxtaposition ig)🤷🏿‍♀️

Ms. Espach, are you good? wtf !?! 😭😭😭

“But what else can a person do except keep trying?” 🫶🏿

Like I said - all 4 women are the same person.

All 4 main women are the same person.

Lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Hey, so wtf is everyone’s problem…?

Stifled her own chance to grow and settled for a fuck ass proposal…tsk tsk 🙆🏿‍♀️

Should I have known that the ______ was going to be bullshit because the painkillers were from a cat? Did I miss this??? lmao 🧍🏿‍♀️

Omg the cat died ?!?!? 🤬🥺

Omg she should’ve just fucked the dude at the liquor store with the pussy jar ffs…

What does normal mean in this context. Does infertility constitute “normal” living?

Matt aspires to be a very normal man. Just normalnormalnormal. Phoebe just follows along…

She’s alone and over it. Fuck the begging. lol.

These people are not in love… Cleo is insecure about where she is in life…Frank loves that he has someone who can be “impressed” by him…lmaooooo