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lowk forgot abt this book for a min but we’ve made some progress he’s abt to fight a new monster

lowk weird shit to stay abt boobs right off the bat lol

IM OUT OF SPOTIFY AUDIOBOOK HRS N HAVE TO WAIT 5 DAYS FOR THEM TO RENEW SO I CAN KEEP LISTENING 😭

bros abt to exponentially grow his harem if all of the sheriffs gorls go to him

for the love of god, please do not let this child grow into a love interest

waow da capitawl:3

the sex against the tree might be the most tolerable so far in this series but still omfg ugh 😣

i love Bast

He pointed across the bar where Chronicler stood watching. “Bring the food.“ He pointed at Kvothe. “Tell the story.”Then he spun on his heel, walked back to his chair by the hearth, and lowered himself into it as if it were a throne. He clapped his hands twice, sharply. “Entertain me!” He said with a wide, mad smile. (p 1001)

a brief encounter with tempi n a lot of casual sex hell yeah

tempiiiiii 😭

felurian x kvothe mpreg au! n bast is their child

but nah fr kvothe was such a badass at the encampment 😭 he needs to get his ass back to tempi n the others now tho

tempi is fighting to become my favorite character 😭 bast im sorry

kvothe i fear you are becoming far too charming

DENNA YOURE HERE?!???

i don’t wanna stop reading but i’m at a good stopping point n have other stuff to do tonight 😭 also i’m very high so i need to stop before i lose track happy 420

i love the normalcy of this group of friends even while they’re doing elaborate plots w magic 😭

DEOCH N STANCHION GAY GAY BISEXUAL GAY 😻

also elodin telling his nerd ass student to go have sex lmao

first time i’ve cried/teared up during this series

i rlly like the character interactions in this one so far

grrrr i might try n finish this after dinner i’m on pins n needles

gasp a dwagon 🐉

the chapters are getting longer 😭 i miss my 2-5 page chapters

“Kovthe,” she said seriously. “Steal me.” (p. 423)

bro these masters 😭

i’m thinking skarpi is a bit of a badass n so is kvothe bc omg the satisfaction of him proving how hemme is a bitch who provoked him

encanis = haliax??? and he met satan when he was 12 that’s some main character energy for sure

i knew there was something about bast that i liked

coworker highly recommended this book to me to the point he bought a cheap paperback just to loan it to me

i like how some of the chapters are bite-sized, makes me feel like i’ve read more than i have

the map in the front is a little overwhelming but im doing good just ignoring it so far n vibing w just the place n road descriptions

sigh ok no cannibalism but that would’ve been a good twist for Kajii however she does somehow both represent what Japan wants their women to be like but also the exact opposite at the same time bc yk she’s just so morbidly obese despite her doing all her womanly duties so well

ok listen ik this book queerbaits a little but those last 2 pages?! girl you are a gay gay lesbian homosexual gay!!! you liked getting attention from those girls and you’re in love w your best friend n lowk kajii too

buttered rice is peak i agree

lesbian, gourmet, misogynist, cannibalism

these clues will help us later