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VAZUL GET THIS BITCH NOW OMFG SHES PMTFO

sigh anyway only up to 1.5 sex scenes

alr at 1 sex scene n this one seems a lot more drama filled which i’m not against

omfg the texting sceneeee 🤭
but not his name being vorg 😔
plssss give me a kaylee x malcom b-plot

this book is alr so fun

sex scenes: 1

i’m tipsy n tired leave me alone 😭 (i think the sex will start next chapter tho)

best quote so far: “Please hurry and fuck your gnoll so we can head somewhere warmer.” (p 31)

but fr hurry up n fuck, this book is too short for their to have not already been one sex scene

couldn’t read as much as i wanted to but we’re off to a good start

oh ella “nelly” dean you’re my main character not heathcliff or any of the catherines what with your book length soliloquy and impressive memory of exact speeches and actions decades prior

gnna be so fr i had to pull up cliff notes bc the writing was confusing me n i couldn’t figure out which person died

wasn’t expecting the pov to not be from catherine (n there to be a different catherine mentioned right away) or that catherine would be such an epically whiny brat, she’s annoying asf

they likeeeee each otherrrrr :3

ally rose landry ✊🏳️‍🌈👨🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏼

mr.audiobook man gave her a valley girl vocal fry n it’s been his worst performance yet 💀

ok i decided to read more today while waiting on my laundry n i’m sorry this was so fucking funny

“A dildo! Okay?”
Ilya grinned so hard it hurt. “What color?”
“Fuck you!”
“Is it big?”
“I’m leaving.”

oh this this is good

oh wow sex right in the prologue

gnna be interesting to see what fictional characters i settle on seeing these 2 as since yk this is basically just a fanfic template

rn it’s leaning ItaFushi :3

his father :0

sooo…we’re just gonna gloss over the whole Polly’s father thing?

young george :((((( huck :(

clowns :/

young george :(

wickham you detract from the focus on darcy and lizzy i hate you

they’re so cute around each other when they’re shy :3

AHHH FINALLY FGE CONFESSION

i’m loving this enemies to lovers shit they got going on

n not to be a nerd but mr. darcy lowk reminding me of fanon kacchan bakugou

the miss bingleyses are rude n suck

de bourgh? more like de blah 🤢 🤮

man what happened to clerical celibacy :/ get this clown outta here

miss bingley? wack

mr. collins? wack

mr. wickham? ….i think wack

for a few chapters there I didn’t even know who the main characters were, but I do like this slow and subtle transition of focusing on Bingley and Jane to Darcy and Lizzy

But also fuck the mom for getting her daughter sick just so she can be stuck in this man’s house to “get closer“

guerrero 🫩

PREGERNANTE???!!!