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I got this far into the book, finally clocked the story as a Snow White retelling, just to open the goodreads page and see it's literally marketed as such... I've never felt more like a fool 😔 I'll be damned if I read a back cover blurb and retain anything

I told myself I'd move on from romantasy for a bit but I GOTTA finish this duology first

Astarion being this intrigued by someone & flirting with them is bringing back memories of BG3. (Unfortunately?) the memories are all of Gale and how down bad he'd be for the PC if you so much as breathed air and fed him leather shoes. Sharing the same space had the man head over heels lmao

I knew Cazador was a POS but I'm still horrified

"What the fuck is wrong with you two? Why do I keep finding you two like this? You're both kissing as you bleed out?"
Augustus being the first man to show any form of sensible reasoning in this series, noted and thank you

These kids need extensive therapy but I don't think therapists exist in this world, and if they do the kids aren't qualified to see one

The Piper is described as incredibly tall, tan, clad in black with a black cloak with rainbow strips of cloth (ally) and has a flute...scabbard??? I don't know if I can do this rn

This series has been a fantastic break from the novels I've been reading it's so sweet and cute

If I read "friend or foe/fiend or fae" one more time-

I gotta finish this before I go camping or it's going to haunt me

I don't typically listen to audiobooks but this is a delight so far. Slowly but surely...

What a wild ride so far

Hit 72% of the way through and we're hit with a "to be continued", and then there's 9 more chapters? I'm confused

"Praise kink: unlocked." I'm cackling at Josh's inner thoughts, loving this so far

"My birthday, which I shared with Jesus, was approaching...",
and 5 LINES LATER
"I guess that just went to show how, fundamentally, I was a very wet being."
wtf am I getting into this is page 2

Seren wtf did you do 🤨