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umamerman is on page 150 of 400 of Slow Dance

YAYYYYYY SECOND CHANCE ROMANCE

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umamerman is on page 85 of 200 of How the King of Elfhame Learned to Hate Stories (The Folk of the Air, #3.5)

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umamerman is 22% done with Project Hail Mary

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umamerman is 16% done with Project Hail Mary

flexing my big astrophysics muscles listening to this 😤😤😤

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umamerman is on page 45 of 200 of How the King of Elfhame Learned to Hate Stories (The Folk of the Air, #3.5)

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umamerman is on page 191 of 567 of Clockwork Princess (The Infernal Devices, #3)

jem TT__TT he is the sweetest man ever

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umamerman is 29% done with Clockwork Princess (The Infernal Devices, #3)

messy messy boots

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umamerman is 15% done with Clockwork Princess (The Infernal Devices, #3)

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umamerman is on page 40 of 567 of Clockwork Princess (The Infernal Devices, #3)

— Jan 13, 2026 06:49PM Add a comment

umamerman is on page 293 of 400 of People We Meet on Vacation

“yes poppy you get whatever you want now. is that a problem?” just had to stand up and take a lap after reading that page

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umamerman is on page 213 of 400 of People We Meet on Vacation

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umamerman is on page 45 of 400 of People We Meet on Vacation

my first emily henry! :)

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umamerman is 88% done with Clockwork Prince (The Infernal Devices, #2)

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umamerman is 72% done with Clockwork Prince (The Infernal Devices, #2)

genuinely sat in a chair and read this book for 250 straight pages

— Jan 07, 2026 06:21PM Add a comment

umamerman is 36% done with Clockwork Prince (The Infernal Devices, #2)

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umamerman is 30% done with Clockwork Prince (The Infernal Devices, #2)

sorry I had to come back with another update bc I came across one of my favorite segments of the whole trilogy —

“Is this curse supposed to be some business about taking away your ability to love? Because that’s nonsense if I’ve ever heard it. Jem’s your parabatai. I’ve seen you with him. You love him, don’t you?”

“Jem is my great sin,” Will said. “Don’t talk to me about Jem.”

AGHHHHH

— Jan 06, 2026 05:40PM Add a comment

umamerman is 25% done with Clockwork Prince (The Infernal Devices, #2)

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umamerman is 28% done with Clockwork Prince (The Infernal Devices, #2)

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umamerman is 18% done with Clockwork Prince (The Infernal Devices, #2)

jem is so sweet … no one on this planet deserves him

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umamerman is 7% done with Clockwork Prince (The Infernal Devices, #2)

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okay sorry if I filled everyone’s timeline with my shelving