Pretty sure this is gonna be my favorite line of the book
"and the volume grew to such riotous proportions that the poor little instructor, Mr. Appleblossom, had to resort to standing on a chair and reciting a magical soliloquy so deathly boring that it not only sucked all the energy from the room, causing the students to fall limpy on the stage, but it also put some of the smaller ones like Lani into a deep sleep."
— Jan 15, 2026 01:12PM
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