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I actually cannot do this I’m so scared I hate this feeling but the lady at the bookstore said she really liked it so I’m doing this for her even though she doesn’t know me and I don’t know her but oh my god.

I had to make a new happy go lucky playlist just so I don’t chicken out because I’m too scared to flip a page.

Tell me more about that little freak whitby

Hmmmmm

Just 31 pages of alluding to things I don’t know about

Ok woah

LAST STRETCH, now it’s FINALLY interesting

Seriously just experienced a jump scare by words on a page im actually such a wuss it’s not funny (not the actual page btw NO SPOILERS FROM ME!)

It’s like he tempts me with an interesting section or tidbit, and then tells a poop joke (no lie)

I am still waiting for this guy to find out something that I don’t already know