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“Everyone is quiet sometimes. You should try it.” 😭😭😭

nothing worse than a first person POV exposition, “ah yes, i remember back in the day when this happened to me and then this and then this”, normal way to think to yourself, we all do it every day

lmao out of NOWHERE

a trans character? rachel reid catering to woke (me)

a trans character? rachel reid catering to woke (me)

are all books i’m currently reading competing for most boring work of all time

annoying

oh to have the confidence of a bunch of 18-year olds who have not been accepted to magic school but still think they’re the greatest magicians of all time

i‘m glad they are reminding me who they are in love with in every chapter cause i do keep forgetting


(also i bought this blindly and just now saw the 2.5 average rating?? lmao, great times ahead of me)

jesus fucking christ why is he like this

💕 he’s in love with shane hollander 💕💕💕

the first 25% were unintentionally funny but it’s been getting more and more boring for a while now

god, i sure hope his massive cock fits, praying for you, shane 🙏🏼

“He kissed his stupid lil mouth 😠”

do you WANT me to fall asleep

“Then [Mordecai] vomited on the floor, sat in it, and passed out.
Gordo leaned over the counter and made a face. “This is your manager?”
“Yep,” I said.
He shook his head sadly. “You two are so dead.”
“Yep,” I said.”


first time dungeon crawler carl made me laugh 😭

stupid fight to have

does this man have some kind of neurological condition that i missed, literally every time he opens his mouth it’s like he’s learning to speak

this book is actually nonsensical

water is wet actually

i think i prefer dungeon crawler carl

epilogue longer than the whole book

what is this bullshit that i’m reading

HOW is this important right now???

honestly my fault for thinking this would be a thriller when this is in fact a litfic about divorce

boah i really do not care about your marital problems

what’s with the weird love story

“She wondered if Skulduggery would have made a good clown, but decided probably not.”

oh i disagree

98% chance of phase 4 announcement, 2% chance of skulduggery death