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stupid fight to have

does this man have some kind of neurological condition that i missed, literally every time he opens his mouth it’s like he’s learning to speak

this book is actually nonsensical

water is wet actually

i think i prefer dungeon crawler carl

epilogue longer than the whole book

what is this bullshit that i’m reading

HOW is this important right now???

honestly my fault for thinking this would be a thriller when this is in fact a litfic about divorce

boah i really do not care about your marital problems

what’s with the weird love story

“She wondered if Skulduggery would have made a good clown, but decided probably not.”

oh i disagree

98% chance of phase 4 announcement, 2% chance of skulduggery death

”Your corpses are making people crazy.”

he dropped her off a bridge 😭 it’s time for my listening hours to run out, i hate it here

the time frame makes no sense

nonsensical book

uhhh sound effects in this one

ohh georgie..

don’t fall in love with the boy you idiot 🤨

i love them so much 😭😭

from book one onwards ghastly has always had a bad time, what does derek have against him

i’m sorry to keep going on about the piss kink but i just don’t understand why henry had to have one, how is this relevant to the story, why is it taking up so much of our time 😭

i don’t understand henry but at least he isn’t boring like john

not the piss kink 😭

what’s up with the five seconds of silence at the beginning of each chapter??? do you guys not know how to make an audiobook????

would love a horror book where noone gets raped for once

i do not care for the erotic experiences of a 15 year old