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could be the best book ever written, could be a big pile of garbage; join me when i spent my last remaining audible credit to find out

annoying children

he’s delusional but unfortunately this is a romance novel so it will work out for him

john green and i are not friends, john green and i are foes

there’s is no new Dear Hank and John this week. i find that very upsetting.

it’s so boring, lisa, what happened 😫

child of morning, rosy-fingered Dawn (billionth mention)

i have one (1) minute left in the audiobook but ran out of spotify listening hours, lmao, “buy a top up for 9.99” how about you suck my dick

“Everyone is quiet sometimes. You should try it.” 😭😭😭

nothing worse than a first person POV exposition, “ah yes, i remember back in the day when this happened to me and then this and then this”, normal way to think to yourself, we all do it every day

lmao out of NOWHERE

a trans character? rachel reid catering to woke (me)

a trans character? rachel reid catering to woke (me)

are all books i’m currently reading competing for most boring work of all time

annoying

oh to have the confidence of a bunch of 18-year olds who have not been accepted to magic school but still think they’re the greatest magicians of all time

i‘m glad they are reminding me who they are in love with in every chapter cause i do keep forgetting


(also i bought this blindly and just now saw the 2.5 average rating?? lmao, great times ahead of me)

jesus fucking christ why is he like this

💕 he’s in love with shane hollander 💕💕💕

the first 25% were unintentionally funny but it’s been getting more and more boring for a while now

god, i sure hope his massive cock fits, praying for you, shane 🙏🏼

“He kissed his stupid lil mouth 😠”

do you WANT me to fall asleep

“Then [Mordecai] vomited on the floor, sat in it, and passed out.
Gordo leaned over the counter and made a face. “This is your manager?”
“Yep,” I said.
He shook his head sadly. “You two are so dead.”
“Yep,” I said.”


first time dungeon crawler carl made me laugh 😭

stupid fight to have

does this man have some kind of neurological condition that i missed, literally every time he opens his mouth it’s like he’s learning to speak

this book is actually nonsensical

water is wet actually

i think i prefer dungeon crawler carl