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Highly recommend reading this if you’re needing that last little push to get your tubes tied and die alone!

I am feeling nauseous on the ferry and my dad said “it’s probably because of the book you’re reading.” Jokes aside, if I wanted to read the diary of someone writhing in their self-loathing, I’d read my own diary entries written during my luteal phase.

Oh my goodness imagine if the girl you loved (who was also your cousin ... sus) asked you to give her away at her wedding to some old dude (who was your childhood hero) and you were such a naive little people pleaser that you said yes. Jude why do you do this to yourself bro

I don't mind Sue, she's kinda cool so far. Everyone in this book is so naive and emotional and they have like 0 cynicism or forethought though and its painful. Again, if they all just listened to Future a bit and focused on their personal goals, much suffering could be avoided.

Jude may be the biggest loser of all time. He needs to listen to some Future and start thinking about money instead of girls. Also his love for Sue just came out of nowhere, I think? I expected more coherence from you, Mr. Hardy.

NEVER MIND IM LITERALLY HER oh my god this woman is spitting bars

Why is bro literally me

Tender and beautiful. Reminds me so much of home. I love Camus so much I genuinely would become a groupie and follow him to the ends of the earth but I know he would hate that.

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