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you're telling me this bitch is uncomfortable with killing. but only THREE PAGES AGO she slit the New Sherrif's throat because he bad mouthed her parents. Cause he's an asshole. And she did all that. And now also?? The Old Sherrif is still chill with her after oh i don't know AFTER SHE KILLED THE NEW SHERRIF. FOR A PETTY COMMENT. and you want me to give a fuck about this character dawg what are we DOING

hey guys, i get that people are getting sick and shit but why are we immediately jumping on Kate when like. you called her in? like. how would she have known what was happening to her uncle. also when the fuck would that have happened like what. why are we moving so fast. every time somebody dies, i really don't. care? like they barely spoke man how am i supposed to gaf...

sighhhh guys you don’t get it she’s a borderline psychopath….. but she doesn’t like it….. that’s why she’s telling you blatantly literally aloud….. she’s crazy like that you just wouldn’t get it….

I lied to you... my name is not oohbabyilovekyoichimiyae... my name is oohbabyiloveinformation... i am. the bay harbor butcher's sister....

Guys my eyes hurt so bad from reading this all day but i can't stop. i love you, weird journalist found family group

mmmm butter noodles... mmmm...

I LOVE LESBIANS !!!!!!!

guys please…… don’t take my lesbians away from me please don’t make them hate each other ill die

OOOOOHOH YEAH

oh my god

four pages in and im genuinely giggling already i can’t wait for the lesbianism to kick in

Um. I feel like i've taken nothing in hello. we're just saying a bunch of bullshit

My eyes hurt every time i read this book. still having a sort of good time though

hey guys. why is the 17 year old druggie in love with her sister and running around on trains. what’s that about.

cult indoctrinated lesbian... you're doing wonderfully on your journey but please can we keep the corniness to a minimum.... i've had enough.

Rise and grind cult indoctrinated lesbian….. it’s time to dismantle the system from the inside…..

oh cult indoctrinated lesbian how i feel for you

good god I hate this guy

this guy Joe Goldberg is a real piece of work, I'll tell yew what..

Ummm so I think its going for some sort of meta bullshit like. it knows its grotesque and vile and its attempting to change like. horror as a genre. like its very experimental but that doesn't mean it isnt ass LMAOOOO I can barely read this shit and thats the point ig but like. its not life altering like the dick rider reviewers were saying sorryyyyy

Um. Im really thinking of DNFing this one its literally been an hour and this shit is. just so gross my stomach was is knots reading it I am NOT cut out for this extreme horror shit apparently