Katie Michelle > Recent Status Updates

I legit am not understanding the hype. This is painful.

I feel like the issue I am having is that I’m not convinced enough by their relationship…. Like is it really worth going through all this trouble and hurting the daughter and ex wife??? Usually with these age gaps I’m like it’s whatever the other person will get over it but with this it’s like the stakes are too high.

Oh so now we’re fucking with the family in the house??????? The anxiety is real

No because he’s playing with her… why are you saying you can’t do this if you’re over here teaching her how to fight, and then ambushing her, and then feelin her “chest/heart” AKA her TITTY! The mixed signals are FOUL

Never mind I am getting so much anxiety about their relationship… this is clearly a trauma bond on her end and she CANNOT fuck up her relationship with Whitney and Tara. They love her and are caring for her!!! I am STRESSED the HOUSE boots DOWN!

Okay yeah wait I’m obsessed with them. The oasis cd with a pink bow????? Yeah. Yeah. “Happy birthday” okay it’s time to go for it yall hurry it up I’m WAITIN HEAAAYYRRRE

I was wondering why tf the vibe was so off… ooooohhhh because she’s SEVENTEEN and he’s THIRTY FOUR

Okay, so "Remember the time that I spilled the cup of apple juice in the hall" is from Mark's home life experience?! I can't. 😭