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Hermione scolding Harry & Draco & using their full names (including their middle names) every fucking time is getting tiresome & we are only a fifth of the way through

Ok I know Pansy & Draco being exes is always a thing & I like that they’re besties now & such but Hermione getting gf advice from Pansy is kind of weird lmao

Draco & Harry investigating a serial killer
Pansy & Harry are married
Pansy & Hermione are besties & she’s pushing Hermione to be Draco’s fake gf for the sake of his & Harry’s case ???

“How about it, Granger? I’m right, aren’t I? You’re willing to writhe all over Draco in a country house?”

SAY LESS, IM SAT🫡

Goodness I’m back on my dramione bullshit LFG

The pack of roofie pills is so unhinged. Actually this MMC is so fucking weird.. but knowing books like this, the MFC will turn out to be fucking strange too I bet

A book about the pandemic feels crazy bc it feels like that shit was so long ago but it also pisses me off that i lived through it & that it ate 2 years of my fucking life

Omg this just got SO intense in the last 10% (we also now know what Carls doomsday scenario is) & to top it all off, Carl is now naked LMAOOO I love this series

No this scene with the room full of hanging female naked corpses is actually vile wtf is going on in this book rn

Lmfao I’m sorry, he “karate kicked” the door open???!!!
Miss Winstead I love your thrillers but your romcoms are trending CORNY

LMFAO NOT THE UPGRADE ONLY “allowing a single layer of armour or clothing to cover your crotch area. And since you’re already wearing these, it looks like you won’t be getting trousers anytime soon”

I AM HOWLING

The AI is fucking hilarious for choosing to upgrade Carl’s “enchanted big boi boxers” as the random upgraded item lmfao

Carl saying “this… this is my family” about Donut & Mongo 🥹🥹

Ok Mordecai in this book is so good lmao he’s become their manager (well donut’s) so he’s much more helpful but he’s also an incubus who gets loaded all the time bc alcohol is his weakness so sometimes he’s too drunk to help lmaooo

Not the AI recommending Human race for Carl bc it loves his feet so much lmfao

YALL I FUCKING KNEW THE OTHER WAS A FUCKING BAD GUY

Thigh riding 🥴 tf

The first spicy scene was cringe lol

WAIT I THINK I NEED MORE OLIVER???? BK WRITE A BOOK ABOUT OLIVER PLS ?!?’

Aiden coming to the rescue & basically taking her out on a date (but not actually) & then Grayson & Maya walking in on them in the morning after their night out with giant smiles is giving me a giant smile lmaoooo

Oh no, not both of them being “extremely beautiful” & “has the face that belongs on cologne ads”

*eye roll*

Of course we have yet another unhinged as fuck character from Miss Freida

Honestly I wonder wtf this author gets up to when she’s not writing books

I hate to admit it but I’m fading away lol I think it’s because it’s taking me too damn long to read this & I find that the story ebbs & flows you know? Sometimes it’s boring sometimes it’s good lmao

Carl’s Jug O’Boom 😂😂😂 stop this. Not Carl creating a weapon that becomes something the game AI gives its own description & name to

“Created by an unstable, pantless man who talks to a cat”