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Eh this song thing is kinda cringe

I randomly decided to read some smut bc I legit need something I would prob otherwise not pick up to palette cleanse all the stupid 1 star thrillers I’ve read & here we are 3% in & what I just read made my jaw drop to the floor lmaooo

Are u kidding me this book is so annoying
Lmao the characters are all so unlikable

Ok this book is so weird & unrealistic lol Like sure you guys moved away to work on your relationship but like what business does a 40 year old couple have housing a nomad couple in their mid 20s ??? Be so for real rn who’s really doing that ????? There better be some shock worthy twists in this lol

I’m so sorry but what kind of name is Tippi ?????

Her “midnight visitor” ??? Ok so she DID sleep with a mystery dude … is it the gay bestie giving I’m secretly straight/bi & in love with you or did she booty call the sheriff lol also … so she cheated on her husband right back???? lol

No wtf. Who TF did this girl just randomly have sex with or was she dreaming while drunk????? wtf lmao

Man I’m more than half way through this novel & Adam is the dumbest MMC ever. The way he thinks, the way he talks & acts .. I just wanna throw him through a wall bc he’s such a dumbass.

Omfg I forgot Bryce left the star sword with Nesta

Oooo we are adding in a Jason & Michael now ANDDD they’re suspects ?! Come on lmaooo

She named him “Heart Eyes” ?! Did this book come out before or after the movie lol

also I just realized more of the characters have names in homage to slasher fics. Love that lol

Ok our MFC name is Jamie Prescott & her bestie is Laurie Hamilton??
Def a nod to Sydney Prescott (Scream), Jamie Lee Curtis who also plays Laurie Strode (Halloween), & I’m guessing Hamilton is Linda Hamilton from Terminator

We love a nod to final girls !!!

Ok since like the 20% mark, I’ve been suspecting Ethan is EJ .. but that might be too obvious a twist for Freida ???? But like also it’s so obviously him!

Jesus I don’t even know who the fuck to root for in this book anymore

Oh god Naomi’s been cracked this whole damn time 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ Freida got me again

WAIT LOL WOT IS HAPPENING RN

Wait WOT

Omg Ezra is down there now 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

Omg EZRA IS HERE NOW

K but has Teddy just been chillin in his room THIS WHOLE TIME ???????

Oh Naomi’s gone full tilt into unhinged territory

“At first, I’m trying to go slowly to avoid bashing her head on each step, but then I realize that might be a good thing. The more confused she is when she wakes up, the better.”

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Omfg Naomi u fucking idiot

Oh she’s gonna end up with her lawyer for sure

This man is trying to ruin her life. Naomi is dumb lol

Omg not her mom spitting shitty truth to her & saying they would have never been married had it not been for their son

Jeremy is fucking sketchy & poor Naomi is going to turn unhinged bc of him

LOL the AI giving Carl a “platinum spicy box” containing an enchanted toe ring is fucking hilarious

No not this girl saying that faceless man Josh’s dick is bigger than her vibrator modelled after a famous porn star 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 I can’t with this