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Johnny
Johnny is 50% done with Empire of the Dawn (Empire of the Vampire, #3)
Prob like 50%. This shi tough. Gabe lowk on some gay shit sometime tho idk what he on. Dior out there being a holy grail and shi, tryna fuck on her sister and shi. Asani up to some shi. Gabe grabing niggahs by the balls an shi. Got to love it
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Empire of the Dawn (Empire of the Vampire, #3)

Johnny
Johnny is finished with Empire of the Damned (Empire of the Vampire, #2)
Lowk been finished this, banger. Honestly Im bored sometimes but there are good twist and baddies and sex so worth. Also, then the grail opened her eyes... shee that shi was tuff
— 6 hours, 2 min ago Add a comment
Empire of the Damned (Empire of the Vampire, #2)

Johnny
Johnny is on page 130 of 752 of Empire of the Vampire (Empire of the Vampire, #1)
Little lion not so little no more
— Aug 10, 2026 12:44PM Add a comment
Empire of the Vampire (Empire of the Vampire, #1)

Johnny
Johnny is on page 60 of 752 of Empire of the Vampire (Empire of the Vampire, #1)
"straining against my britches" :O
— Aug 03, 2026 01:50PM Add a comment
Empire of the Vampire (Empire of the Vampire, #1)

Johnny
Johnny is finished with The Buffalo Hunter Hunter
As sun chief hides behind mountain chief and the lost boys rise I wonder where Good Stab is. If he is here with me. It would be foolish to look to the door at night because if he's there it would already be too late. But that is neither here nor there... Oh and fuck cat man, all my homies hate cat man. Weasle Plume ;( run forever free on the sand hills.
— Jul 31, 2026 04:15PM Add a comment
The Buffalo Hunter Hunter

Johnny
Johnny is on page 75 of 448 of The Buffalo Hunter Hunter
You can’t look around, every time you think you’re not alone. Once you start, you never stop.
— Jul 27, 2026 11:56AM Add a comment
The Buffalo Hunter Hunter

Johnny
Johnny is finished with Lonesome Dove (Lonesome Dove, #1)
“Lorie darlin', life in San Francisco, you see, is still just life. If you want any one thing too badly, it's likely to turn out to be a disappointment. The only healthy way to live life is to learn to like all the little everyday things, like a sip of good whiskey in the evening, a soft bed, a glass of buttermilk, or a feisty gentleman like myself.”
— Jul 23, 2026 12:21PM Add a comment
Lonesome Dove (Lonesome Dove, #1)

Johnny
Johnny is on page 720 of 960 of Lonesome Dove (Lonesome Dove, #1)
I think he knowed it too Gus...
— Jul 22, 2026 12:23PM Add a comment
Lonesome Dove (Lonesome Dove, #1)

Johnny
Johnny is on page 650 of 960 of Lonesome Dove (Lonesome Dove, #1)
Clara baddy, Lorie baddy, I finna go to baddy ranch lowk. Gus shoulda stayed with the baddys
— Jul 22, 2026 12:23PM Add a comment
Lonesome Dove (Lonesome Dove, #1)

Johnny
Johnny is on page 600 of 960 of Lonesome Dove (Lonesome Dove, #1)
Fuck Elmira on the dead homies
— Jul 21, 2026 07:07PM Add a comment
Lonesome Dove (Lonesome Dove, #1)

Johnny
Johnny is on page 400 of 960 of Lonesome Dove (Lonesome Dove, #1)
Fuck Blue Duck ong he finna touch my girl. An why he got do all that to me boys Joe and Roscoe... Not to mention lil ol Janey smh. To bad for him Gus is the GOAT HE GON GET THA BOY AFTR LONG
— Jul 16, 2026 06:51PM Add a comment
Lonesome Dove (Lonesome Dove, #1)

Johnny
Johnny is on page 365 of 960 of Lonesome Dove (Lonesome Dove, #1)
There some hard men out on these ere plains. Hard men indeed
— Jul 15, 2026 12:03PM Add a comment
Lonesome Dove (Lonesome Dove, #1)

Johnny
Johnny is on page 125 of 960 of Lonesome Dove (Lonesome Dove, #1)
I think time mighta come when I made ol Lorie mine, that was until Jack Spoon came ridin on down on his pacer. Him and is big muddy brown eyes soaked up Lorie for I knew whats I had had.
— Jul 08, 2026 05:09PM Add a comment
Lonesome Dove (Lonesome Dove, #1)

Johnny
Johnny is on page 25 of 960 of Lonesome Dove (Lonesome Dove, #1)
Not a much in the ol town of Lonesome Dove, saloon with purdy sportin girl the most of it. An life aint been to kind on her, but I say life aint been to kind on any of us now aint it.
— Jul 08, 2026 05:04PM Add a comment
Lonesome Dove (Lonesome Dove, #1)

Johnny
Johnny is on page 25 of 960 of Lonesome Dove (Lonesome Dove, #1)
Just sum ol rangers doin sum cowboy stuff out en by the border
— Jul 07, 2026 04:35PM Add a comment
Lonesome Dove (Lonesome Dove, #1)

Johnny
Johnny is finished with Last Argument of Kings (The First Law, #3)
Well fuck... Who is good, who is bad. What is good, what is evil? Does the Devil know he's a devil? Do we make choices or do our circumstance do it for us? They got what they wanted, but not what they needed. Things don't change huh. Reality is chaos. Oh and fuck Bayaz on god on god. Say one thing about Abercrombie he can write a book.
— Jul 07, 2026 02:07PM Add a comment
Last Argument of Kings (The First Law, #3)

Johnny
Johnny is on page 505 of 536 of Last Argument of Kings (The First Law, #3)
At least Glokta is up...
— Jul 06, 2026 04:27PM Add a comment
Last Argument of Kings (The First Law, #3)

Johnny
Johnny is on page 475 of 536 of Last Argument of Kings (The First Law, #3)
I'm starting to think this is not gonna have a happy ending...
— Jul 06, 2026 03:38PM Add a comment
Last Argument of Kings (The First Law, #3)

Johnny
Johnny is on page 405 of 536 of Last Argument of Kings (The First Law, #3)
I'm starting to think Bayaz might not be a good guy.
— Jul 06, 2026 11:44AM Add a comment
Last Argument of Kings (The First Law, #3)

Johnny
Johnny is on page 405 of 536 of Last Argument of Kings (The First Law, #3)
Click, tap, pain... Bayaz is a sly sly dog. Logen be killin, Jezel a pawn, West be leading, Glokta in pain. Why Frost... why. Ardee still being a little baddie in the back.
— Jul 01, 2026 06:33PM Add a comment
Last Argument of Kings (The First Law, #3)

Johnny
Johnny is on page 375 of 536 of Last Argument of Kings (The First Law, #3)
Fenris the Feared vs. The Bloody Nine... The moon shall be satisfied with this.
— Jun 29, 2026 01:25PM Add a comment
Last Argument of Kings (The First Law, #3)

Johnny
Johnny is on page 250 of 536 of Last Argument of Kings (The First Law, #3)
Jezel unhumbled, Glokta cooked, Logen bloody... The only difference between murder and war is the number of dead.
— Jun 29, 2026 11:23AM Add a comment
Last Argument of Kings (The First Law, #3)

Johnny
Johnny is 75% done with Before They Are Hanged (The First Law, #2)
This one a banger... Ladisla slimed, Logen nutted, Glokta cookin, Ardee bad, Jezal humbled. Bayaz, well he be up to something.
— Jun 18, 2026 12:33PM Add a comment
Before They Are Hanged (The First Law, #2)

Johnny
Johnny is on page 599 of 704 of A Parade of Horribles (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #8)
Sexy Scolopendra is crazy
— May 21, 2026 03:47PM Add a comment
A Parade of Horribles (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #8)

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