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sometimes i forget people have lives outide of gr. like "WOAH i didn't know you had parents! i thought i was ur mom!)
— 3 hours, 50 min ago 11 comments

☆Jordan☆
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Syd my love, guess what im watching rn?
— 7 hours, 2 min ago Add a comment

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guess what guys?? my social studies teacher has been absent for three days, and I just found out that its cuz he was questioned abt possibly being a pedo or smth. a ton of students were questioned today
— 10 hours, 39 min ago 5 comments

☆Jordan☆
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"And I just wanna be
(Skinny, skinny)
Skinny, skinny, skinny
(Skinny)
Why am I in love
With a mirror that says
You're not enough? (You're not enough)
Why am I in love (Am I in love)
With a mirror that says (That says)
You won't measure up?
No, you're not my friend
You're making me sick and I'm breaking up with
Skinny
You're a liar (You're a liar)
You're a liar for saying that I'll never be
Pretty, pretty"
— 10 hours, 46 min ago Add a comment

☆Jordan☆
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this is a really old one I found a recording of and I resung it to share with y'all (it's very repetitive)

https://voca.ro/13pNKfvuvs2E
— 11 hours, 16 min ago 3 comments

☆Jordan☆
☆Jordan☆ added a status update
Guys I think Ima go by he/she/they again. just for future reference 😋
— 18 hours, 50 min ago 11 comments

☆Jordan☆
☆Jordan☆ added a status update
aw guyss mb hb is all growed up now (he came to me for advice cuz hes nervous abt talking to a girl)
— Oct 14, 2026 08:14PM 8 comments

☆Jordan☆
☆Jordan☆ added a status update
so...apparently me and tofu are renewing our vows guys
— Oct 14, 2026 06:25PM 4 comments

☆Jordan☆
☆Jordan☆ added a status update
no no no no no no no no. its not over. it can't be over. THEY NEVER EVEN FUCKING KISSED. OR VERBALLY CONFESSED. WTF NOOOO
— Oct 14, 2026 06:10PM 7 comments

☆Jordan☆
☆Jordan☆ added a status update
to all you innocent bystanders and judgemental people *cough*SUNSHINE*cough*

i'm sorry for marring ur eyes with my updates and comments 😭

I'll never stop tho
— Oct 14, 2026 04:32PM 6 comments

☆Jordan☆
☆Jordan☆ added a status update
MICAH STOP DISSAPEARING. I WON'T GIVE YOU ANY MORE EXPERIMENTS IF U DONT SHOW UP

side note for everyone: I've come to the sudden realization that I'm js community dick atp
— Oct 14, 2026 04:21PM 27 comments

☆Jordan☆
☆Jordan☆ added a status update
my dad sushed me so I couldn't finish 😭
— Oct 14, 2026 12:38PM Add a comment

☆Jordan☆
☆Jordan☆ added a status update
for Sayurii gangggg

https://voca.ro/1602s0QMgGOV
— Oct 14, 2026 12:32PM Add a comment

☆Jordan☆
☆Jordan☆ added a status update
https://voca.ro/1mU3FSanwtZo

I sadly feel like some of y'all can relate to this and i'm sorry
— Oct 14, 2026 12:28PM 2 comments

☆Jordan☆
☆Jordan☆ added a status update
okay the one MEANT for my partners:

https://voca.ro/13ay0ZybE4NU
— Oct 14, 2026 12:24PM Add a comment

☆Jordan☆
☆Jordan☆ added a status update
this song is lwk so real

https://voca.ro/1kYnhRIFCQfi
— Oct 14, 2026 12:21PM Add a comment

☆Jordan☆
☆Jordan☆ added a status update
two separate songs btw:

"Just for a minute, we were good
Now we're nothin', good for nothin'
Just for a minute
I could be somebody with somebody else
But I know I could be somebody with you"

"I wish you would hurt me
so maybe when I bleed
I could blame somebody else"
— Oct 13, 2026 04:33PM 3 comments

☆Jordan☆
☆Jordan☆ added a status update
an old goodie from last year

https://voca.ro/1iheKSAdKER8
— Oct 13, 2026 03:07PM Add a comment

☆Jordan☆
☆Jordan☆ added a status update
one of my favourite bands eva

https://voca.ro/1kHRUn1lBZ5V
— Oct 13, 2026 02:56PM Add a comment

☆Jordan☆
☆Jordan☆ added a status update
MY LITTLE BROTHER JUST SAID "rawrrrr" TO A PICTURE OF ZENDAYA
— Oct 13, 2026 12:49PM 21 comments

☆Jordan☆
☆Jordan☆ added a status update
Daily check:

HAVE YOU BEEN A FREAK TODAY?!?!?

except u Laurie cuz ur SICK
— Oct 13, 2026 12:23PM 10 comments

☆Jordan☆
☆Jordan☆ added a status update
https://voca.ro/1fOfnu3c3ylz

first song of the dayyyy
— Oct 13, 2026 12:01PM Add a comment

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