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Jacob is getting the tiniest bit annoying ngl. I love him though. Edward is insanely overprotective, but it seems natural to Bella since she’s heavily obsessed with this man. I truly do think that Bella and Jacob would’ve been a good couple if Bella wasn’t so obsessed with immortality. Also, ik Jacob imprints on Renenesme later, but why did Stephenie not make Jacob imprint on Bella?

I’m at the point where Edward is ABOUT to walk into the sun in Volterra.

I truly wonder when Katniss finds out they’re all teamed up for her. Ik they’re supposed to, BUT EVERYONE IS TOGETHER this time. Like we have 6 people coexisting during the damn HUNGER GAMES. I’m so curious on like, the viewer’s reactions of seeing so many people teamed up without killing each other.

I am #scared because I know shit is about to go down in these last 100 pages. Bro, this fuck ass arena. I’m glad they at least figured they could get water from the trees. I’m planning to read for 4 hours, so I’m gonna finish this book, and idk which one I want to read next. Depending how this one ends, I might start Mockingjay, or I. Ishtar finish reading another book I’ve already started.

So Bella and Jacob would hypothetically be cute together if Edward wasnt the finish piece of a man I’ve ever seen. Lowkey, Bella can keep Jacob, girl give me Edward. I truly wonder what Edward has been doing this whole tome

So Bella JUST found out Jacob is a werewolf. I was set on hating Jake for the way he spoke to Bella, BUT HE LITERALLY WENT TO HER ROOM TO GO APOLOGIZE. When the pack CLEARLY didn’t want him too. He wanted to keep his promise of not hurting her. Regardless, THE WAY CHARLIE SPOKE UP HER BELLA. Saying that basically if she fell into another depression bc of jake, he was gonna answer to him. LIKE OMG HE’S SO FINE.

Jacob is finally turning into a werewolf and Bella’s nosy ass wants to know what’s going on (Billy told her he had mono). Like you know damn well Jacob isn’t not kissing on some other girl that isnt Bell. And why is he so insistent? It’s a little creepy ngl

I didn’t expect for Edward to leave so soon. I like book Jacob more than movie Jacob. But I’m still team Edward. I would be SOO annoying if I was dating THE Edward Cullen. Worse than Bella, some might say. I thought Jacob already knew about the whole werewolf thing already, but apparently he doesn’t yet

Lowkey a little scared since this is potentially the last pjo book I will read (in my defense, apparently his characters are heavily mischaracterized in the new releases, and no thx)

Idk why but I’m scared to pick it back up. I down this book so fast, ik the next time I pick it up is going to be the last time

The breakup felt so unnecessary and I can promise you it was PURELY for shock value. Ain’t NO WAY that Oliver came to that conclusion after all the stuff Alex told him the night before.

Now that there is family drama, I am locked in

I AM NOT feeling this book at all. I’m just reading it for the sake of finishing it. Alex has been pissing me off the whole book. It’s like he’s made to be the quirky comedy relief of the book, but he just falls flat. Heavily. And his fiancée is EQUALLY as bad. She and him basically share the only two working braincells that they have.

I binged read from page 119 to 263. I have literally 4 hours left in the book. It’s okay. Lucien keeps pissing me off. And Oliver is my favorite part of the book. John needs to die already, the cancer is no spreading fast enough for my taste. There’s really not much of an interesting plot to the book really. There’s like two major events that are the focus of the WHOLE book. Idk. It’s binge-able though

Maybe I’m just a d1 hater, but this could’ve been an email. Why is Feyre so damn embarrassing. She embarrasses herself day and night. No wonder Lucien makes fun of her. She puts Tamlin on this pedestal while completely denying her feelings. Like EVERYONE and their mama can see that she likes this guy. Also lowkey giving Stockholm Syndrome. If I read the words ‘high fae’ one more time I will explode.

Bro… I locked in an read 80 pages. I love this. What the crap. I just finished the chapter where Peeta and Katniss watch the tape of the 50th annual hunger games (the one where haymitch won) and JESUS. He was so badass. It reminds me of the story of the girl who had surviver being mostly dec@pitated. BECAUSE HOW DID THE HOLD HIS INTESTINES IN?? Also, I need Katniss to stop being blind, and get with Peeta.

I’ve been too SCARED to pick it back up cuz I know what’s going to happen to my girl

I’ve been too lazy to pick it back uppp

This is low key interesting af

“And… and why does it smell like a brothel in here? if you’re going to spend the night out whoring and drinking, the least you could do is wash the smell of sex off you before showing up for breakfast” Kingfisher looked like he was about to explode from laughter.
IM SO DEADDDDDD

I already have the book spoiled to me, but I want to see how it all goes down

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I’m so glad Jason’s bitch ass is dead. I have zero clue how Ravi is going to react to this, and I’m also so scared because I know she eventually drops him, although I don’t know why.

Bro is the most unreliable narrator I have ever read. Well, excluding Katniss. She’s trying to not sound racist so bad. And the fact that tsar’s willing,y cutting out a lot of the cultural part of Athena’s book PROVES that.

Auggie is acting like a baby SOOO MUCH. Brochacho. He was just heavily babied because of his appearance. I’ve seen the movie, he’s not zombie looking. His parents re just so scared of him getting made fun off, which led him to not having thick skin at all. Which he needs in life in general.

SPOILERSSS!!!!!🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨






I KNEW it was Jason. I knew it as soon as I read the email. How did Pip not put 2 and 2 together? Also, why did she not think to kick the taillights? Hello? I have zero clue how she’s going to get out of this one, but as always, I’m rooting for her.

I wonder when they’re going to find out that the heirs know. Ans I NEED more bluelance scenes.