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Bro… I locked in an read 80 pages. I love this. What the crap. I just finished the chapter where Peeta and Katniss watch the tape of the 50th annual hunger games (the one where haymitch won) and JESUS. He was so badass. It reminds me of the story of the girl who had surviver being mostly dec@pitated. BECAUSE HOW DID THE HOLD HIS INTESTINES IN?? Also, I need Katniss to stop being blind, and get with Peeta.

I’ve been too SCARED to pick it back up cuz I know what’s going to happen to my girl

I’ve been too lazy to pick it back uppp

This is low key interesting af

“And… and why does it smell like a brothel in here? if you’re going to spend the night out whoring and drinking, the least you could do is wash the smell of sex off you before showing up for breakfast” Kingfisher looked like he was about to explode from laughter.
IM SO DEADDDDDD

I already have the book spoiled to me, but I want to see how it all goes down

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I’m so glad Jason’s bitch ass is dead. I have zero clue how Ravi is going to react to this, and I’m also so scared because I know she eventually drops him, although I don’t know why.

Bro is the most unreliable narrator I have ever read. Well, excluding Katniss. She’s trying to not sound racist so bad. And the fact that tsar’s willing,y cutting out a lot of the cultural part of Athena’s book PROVES that.

Auggie is acting like a baby SOOO MUCH. Brochacho. He was just heavily babied because of his appearance. I’ve seen the movie, he’s not zombie looking. His parents re just so scared of him getting made fun off, which led him to not having thick skin at all. Which he needs in life in general.

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I KNEW it was Jason. I knew it as soon as I read the email. How did Pip not put 2 and 2 together? Also, why did she not think to kick the taillights? Hello? I have zero clue how she’s going to get out of this one, but as always, I’m rooting for her.

I wonder when they’re going to find out that the heirs know. Ans I NEED more bluelance scenes.

I LOVE Lance and Darcy so, so much, but what he did is lowkey unacceptable. Break-upvile is calling, wake up and break-up people.

Darcy and Orion are literally EVERYTHING to me. I NEED them to be endgame. I think they are. They better be.

I love peeta and I miss him. I still like gale, i’m scared. I don’t know what he could’ve done to be so hated. Guess imma find out

I feel so bad for Peeta. Jeez wdym he literally had to propose to Katniss, but my boy wanted the marriage to be real. And why in the hell is katniss still yapping abt Gale? Girl nobody cares abt him right now.

Im so scared, I forgot to download the second book, and I’m so close to finishing the first one and I’m going to due because I’m at school

A lot has happened… what the helly….

I’m giving myself 3 days to finish this, send me luck

Bro this is SO different from the movie (i watched the movie before bc I didn’t know it was from a book series) Like in the beginning of the movie you’re questioning why they had dropped Sophie off in the school for Evil if she acts nice. But in the freaking book, NO WONDER SHE GETS THROWN IN THE SCHOOL FOR EVIL. It’s also interesting that her and Agatha aren’t really friends friends in the beginning book.

My boy Charles looks insane right now with the way he is acting. I’m a little confused on the whole time travel part. Cuz I don’t know if this is set in a one universe world, or if theres multiple universes. Or how the time travel works. Bc since he time traveled, that would be him vanishing, right? Maybe I’m a little too stupid to comprehend this right now.

The fact that Katniss still doesn’t realize that Peeta actually loves her is insane to me. IM ALSO SO HAPPY HE’S ALIVE. Thresh i think his name is so sweet. Ik he’s going to die, bc katniss and peeta win the games, but I might still cry when it happens. Literally time to hit the home stretch w/ 70-71 pgs left. I’ve read 136 pgs today I’m gonna go insane.

I am so scared what happened. Is peeta okay? I am pretty sure he did in fact save katniss. Is my girl rue okay? Ik rue dies, i js dont know how she dies

ALSO WHY THE HELL DID HE CONFESS TO LOVING KATNISS IN AN INTERVIEW??? I DONT THINK HE WAS JOKING. AND YOU KNOW WHAT RHYMES WITH HAMYTCH? H Y BITCH. WHY IS HE BEING SO MEAN MY GOD. WHY IS NO ONE KEEPING MY GIRL KATNISS ON THE LOOP???

Why is my man Peeta w/ the Career Tributes? What’s his angle? And how is Prim holding up?

Why is Katniss so pressed. Peeta is hot af. I’m so scared bc everyone says Gale is a bad person, but I love him so far. I’m going to cry. How bad could he possibly be. Why did Peeta request separate training. That was so weird. He obviously still loves Katniss. The only reason she likes Rue is because she reminds her of Prim. And I hate their mother. Why did she leave a 12 year old to be the head of the family.