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It’s Miriam Toews so obviously it’s a perfect devastating hilarious perfect book. But it is physically paining me to see her be so down terrible for Jorge, like I know she has nothing to compare this relationship to and she literally knows like 5 people and he’s arguably the most significant and she’s young but god I just keep wanting to be like ‘girl get UP!’

So far it feels like Catcher In The Rye for girls but maybe more racist slurs?

So when I picked this book from the library, I was down for a story about a scientist in the desert dealing with aliens but this is something wholly different and much hornier. However I have already taken it out and all my coworkers have seen me read a book called “Spread Me” (I should have seen the signs) so I’ll see it through

I am experiencing depression, I thought it was second hand but this book has activated Much

I am experiencing depression, I thought it was second hand but this book has activated Much

I was worried this would just be absurdist muck but I’m like invested now, there’s an actual mystery and I’m actually intrigued

"Let me know if you have any questions you need answering" the bartender said. "About anything. They gave me near-infinite knowledge of the universe and it is shattering my mind. I'm barely hanging on."

I didn’t get it at first but then
“Can I ask you something?”
“Of course you have the human perception of free will same as the rest of us “
I was like ok!!! I clock it

nonfiction is hard :/

A lot of times I’m like wow that was a beautiful turn of phrase, and then I’m like girl you are just romanticizing being poor, like ok I’m so glad you have space for making art but why are she and Robert fucking when she just said he has trench mouth and a fever??? I googled trench mouth and I did not want to fuck that person.