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I was worried this would just be absurdist muck but I’m like invested now, there’s an actual mystery and I’m actually intrigued

"Let me know if you have any questions you need answering" the bartender said. "About anything. They gave me near-infinite knowledge of the universe and it is shattering my mind. I'm barely hanging on."

I didn’t get it at first but then
“Can I ask you something?”
“Of course you have the human perception of free will same as the rest of us “
I was like ok!!! I clock it

nonfiction is hard :/

A lot of times I’m like wow that was a beautiful turn of phrase, and then I’m like girl you are just romanticizing being poor, like ok I’m so glad you have space for making art but why are she and Robert fucking when she just said he has trench mouth and a fever??? I googled trench mouth and I did not want to fuck that person.