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“ You must have some red flags”
“ when it comes to you? No “
“ that’s not possible.”
“ Trust me when I say, Tierney, that where you’re concerned, I’m color-blind.”

“I would choose hell with you over heaven with someone else , any day of the week.”

What?! Ending of part 1 - NGL wasn’t expecting it ! Whoa 😮
major plot twist.

“It was Tierney’s 18th birthday, and his palms were clammy…. “

Me : Breaks into song “knees weak, arms are heavy, there’s vomit on his sweater already, moms spaghetti”

Lmao 😂 Thank you Eminem

" So now my mission was to make myself as desirable to Camorrista men as a prostate examination by Captain Hook" - LITERARY GOLD LMAO

Chapter 43 ruined me
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
“I popped my finger into my mouth, rubbing the residual nectar of her cunt on my gums like it was high-end coke. I was a junkie, addicted to my wife. There wasn’t a low too low for me to stoop to in order to get my next hit.”

Staring at the ceiling while I let out uncontrollable high pitched noises, squeals, and giggles from my body because … this page .

Tiernan Callaghan was magnificent

“ She sutures like a surgeon and draws like DaVinci” 😲😭

Chapter 16: 👀
Lila has some hidden talents … 🤭

“ Lila was bundled in a pink faux coat covering a pink flowery dress. A Silent fuck you to my order that she wear something less childish. Other than hurling a whole-ass flamingo on herself, she did everything to let me know she intended to do the exact opposite of anything I asked.”
Lmao 😂

🫣👀” while we’re at it— don’t open the door if I seek you out at night. Only let the devil in if you’re prepared to let him drag you into hell.”

Pg 70 - intellectually challenged my ass… understands complicated assignments…

Lmao 😂

Ummm chapter 7 !!!
“Open your mouth….”

“Consider this your first and last warning. Raffaella Callaghan is mine. Nobody is to look at my wife, speak about my wife, or breathe in her direction. She’s under my protection now. The first to cross the line will be the last. They will be made an example.
There will be no body to bury, no ashes to spread, no memory to spare if you’re stupid enough to disrespect her. Us.

”Look at her, so clean. So pure. So innocent, he taunted. The most beautiful woman on the continent. No close seconds they call her a vision, a masterpiece, a myth. From now on, she only has one name— mine. I cannot wait to devour my little forbidden fruit tonight. Touch the untouchable. Sully the pristine. Turn the elegant Ferrante princess into a Callaghan delinquent.”

Tiernan - “ Besides I only do blowies and anal, less chance of giving the woman an orgasm.”
Chiara -“ I pray for your soul”
Tiernan- “ don’t have one, but cheers”

Lmao 😂

Chapter 2 - I really enjoy that the dialog within the chapter has the male actually speaking instead of the female narrator talking as the guy's role, and vise versa.

The chapter overall ... Intense.

On a separate note:
Corvin King <3

Chap 1 - WHAT DID I JUST READ!?? OMFG

“ I would love to see the stars from here. I want to know if it’s just as pretty as in your dreams.” -

Me Connecting dots ….Flipping back to page 474, when Liam mentioned that comment bout taking her ✨✨✨beneath the stars.” ✨ ✨

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
DIANNA!!!

AMBER NICOLE - HOW DARE YOU ??WAAAHH
OH MY HEART !!

Pg 451 DIANNA!! ** GASP**

Why didnt I see that plot twist!? ugh