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He said the thing!

Oooooooooh my gahd. I can’t. This has all the same shocking and amazing moments of the original, but also like different to them, while still fucking amazing. 🤩😭😭😱

I GENUINELY never thought the proposal scene could leave me as shook in an alternate version as it did in the original book 😭😭

I KNEW Mr. Bennet was an ally! 😭😭😭😭

Crying because gender euphoria ✨

😭

Actually what the helll

I’m sorry Whattttt!?

She’s just a babyyyyyy 🥹😿🐱

Hell yeah, Vi

Ooooooh I see now. Ableism is still not okay!

Dane and his abelist microagressions can go step on a rake.

HOLY DRAGONS BATMAN! I genuinely didn’t see that coming.

Awwwwwww dragons are just giant kitties. Change my mind.

Hell yeah, lesbians!

Kaz you beautiful human. You deserve all the love in the world!!

Dude, the narrator for Jesper is suddenly making himself, Colm and Nina sound Australian/British. We’re in the last bits of the book and Nina’s narrator is not British. I’m so confused. It’s like the narrator watched the series after recording most of this book. I’m so confused.🤔

Boy, does “No mourners. No funerals.” Hit different. 🥺

If anything, I’m just happy that this is a happy ending for Alys 🥹

Dude, the trauma the Crows have put Jan Van Eck through 😂😂

Wylan, my lil dyslexic baby crow!!!!!! And Jesper’s “very soothing baritone” 😍😍😍

Holy Shit. I love Kaz. That sneaky ass SOB.

And holy hell, Van Eck is the most ableist asshole.