Avalon הומו רצח > Recent Status Updates

My actual reaction when I realize Mallory is a bisexual queen: “YES! FUCK TO THE YES! THANK YOU BOOK GODS!!! YESSSSSSSS LETS GOOO!”

Well shit someone just unfriended me

Guys help my brother tried to handcuff me to the door

I HAVENT SEEN MY CRUSH IN SIX MOMTHS 😭😭😭😭

This entire book, I have either been dying laughing, or in utter shock

IM IN LOVEEEEEEEEEEE *sighhhh if only she knew*

GUYSSSS I CONVINCED MY FRIEND TO JOIN GRRR!!!!!

POV your currently making an animal cell model out of a giant pancake while on a call with your friends planning a book

WAITTT I WANNA TRY SMT!!! MAKE UP RANDOM FACTS ABT ME AND ILL TELL U IF THEYRE TRUE!!!!

Sighhhh I miss AO3

POV when you went trick or treating and people said happy Halloween to you, you just said Happy Hanukkah back because in my mind, it is already Hanukkah

Real lunch time conversation: my friend was barking on her knees while me and my friend were talking abt a foot job, and then I was talking abt my friends brothers old foot finder account, and then we decided to form an only fans family. As in, I have no idea what it is but we are now a family and it has something to do with only fans

Is it ok to eat a raw potato whole?

What’s the weirdest thing I got while trick or treating?
Two potatoes and three flies

Is it normal to go from liking both boys and girls to just liking girls??? I’m bi but lately I’ve been feeling like I just don’t like guys as much and I might prefer girls

GUYSSSSS MY HAIR IS STRAITENED!!!!!!!!!!! ITS SO DIFFERENT I LOVE IT ALSO MY NEW PFP IS ME IN MY COSTUME

Guys I was on a call with the girl I like last night but then my screen time went off so I left her a note in the shared doc with some of our other friends and I put this on there
“( Her Name) IF U SEE THIS MY SCREEN TIME WENT OFF AND ALSO FRIENDS OF MINE WENT AS BEENIE BABIES AND ALSO IM IN LOVE WITH U JKJK (not kidding) (im just kidding) (not really I love u) (jkjk)”

POV your sick on Halloween

Kinda boring I don’t like Julia much but I’m having an open mind because the plot is really interesting

I lowkey like Cody better sorry Beau 🤷‍♀️
BUT POOR INDY MY BABY I FEEL SO BADDDDD

AND HARPER IM GONNA MURDER YOU

Watching my bubbe attempt to eat udon is actually hilarious

I HAVE A FLIPPING REHEARSAL ON HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!

Tb to the time me and my friends were playing two minutes in the bathroom and me and my friend (who’s super freaky just like me) got called so we made fake kissing noises and threw a bra we found in there in their direction and then threw underwear

POV your brothers friends call you fat so you chase them around the house with a knife

I freaking hate dance

BOOK HAUL!
Check and Mate
The Naturals
Killer Instinct

GUYS WHERE ARE MY WIFEYS???

MY DADS BACK FROM JAPAN!!! YAYYY!!! HE BOUGHT ME A TON OF THINGS AND NOW I HAVE A GIANT STASH OF JAPANESE SNACKS!!!!!!

POV you sent your fried two long paragraphs about your poop

DOES ANYONE WANNA MARRY ME??? None of my wives are active rn 😭😭😭😭