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(I don’t exactly know how far I am in the book but I’m assuming it’s 20%)

3 words; violent hen rapists, she was describing roosters.

Kill me.

They’re just words on paper, it can’t hurt you. It can’t hurt you. It can’t hurt you.

Dear Dahlia,
Sleep with one eye open.

I just asked chat.gpt how better than the movies ended (IM SORRY it was making me so uncomfortable! Miscommunication is repulsive) and all it really said was “woop-di-doo she apologizes and all her problems are solved” so maybe I can finally enjoy an ending without gore or murder (thanks a lot fantasy)

They’re making this way more dramatic than it should have been. These kids are like 17, it’s not that hard to talk to someone and resolve your problems.
If I were Liz I would just shoot them a text saying “Woopsies! My bad, this was all Michael’s fault btw!”

F.U Michael. I hope you fall from a 10 story building and get run over by a plane in mid-air while holding that stupid promposal sign.

Yippeee they’re kissing! Yippeee the dad interrupted before they did anything that was not pg!
I’m kind of curious to know how Dahlia felt while reading this, is this one of her fantasy’s?

Can y’all just kiss? Staring at each others lips isn’t gonna make it happen. Just lean in a little and 👄->👄

This is rage bait. Dude just accept that you like him, I promise you it ain’t that hard.

I’m halfway in! If you ignore all the parts that made me want to punch someone… I really like the book and there’s a lot of casual teasing\flirting which is —In my opinion— the best part of romance books. 👍✨

Dude I knew Michael would be an a$$.

Again? Why does the author hate Liz, this poor girl can’t go a day without getting ,like, assaulted.

She just said, and I quote; Is that soap or deodorant, you smell really good but it isn’t your usual sent. 💀 WHAT KIND OF PERSON ASKS THAT?!?!??! I hate reading 😭

Can we stop romantically describing Wes for like, one second? Also I can already see what’s going to happen: Michael ends up finally, after all her efforts, liking Liz but then she runs back to her little Wessy because she finally realizes she likes him and they make out. Yippee!

I’d like to have a word with Dahlia for recommending “better than the movies” because I absolutely hate anything involving people getting drunk because something always goes wrong and it gives me such bad second hand embarrassment 😭 So ya, thanks a lot Dahlia.

Grinding wall?!?!!?! What!!?

I’ve now realized that there is no book on the planet without at least one dead parent. Why, dude, just why?

Dude I could tell this man was down bad from the first words exchanged between them. What do you mean “we’re enemies” Dont play with me.

The book is good, but oh my golly they’re making out. I’m scared. I’m scared. I’m scared. I’m scared. I’m scared.