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bro I just wanna freaking rant im so mad i’m crying but u cant rant in a goodreads comment section because it’s like actually serious 🙃

check out my pinterest!! drop a follow if ya want <3

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GUYS!

im still hannah. your “how to be a better person 101” Hannah. I just changed my pfp and bio 😭

🍂 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ LIFE UPDATEEEE

📚 SCHOOL? WE’RE COOKING.
🤎 SPARK? REINSTATED.
🍁 FALL? I’M COUNTING DOWN THE SECONDS.
📖 GOODREADS BIO? FALL-IFIED.
🌰 PFP? FALL-IFIED.
☕️ PERSONALITY? AUTUMN.

also RIP DOLLY PARTON 😭🤎 truly devastating

ANYWAYYYY I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A FALL PERSON AT AN UNREASONABLE SPEED 🍂🍁☕️

hey guys!! I’m back <:

it’s okay if you didn’t notice i was gone, it’s literally not a big deal. there was just a LOT of school and I wanted to put my mind towards that. but im back!!

EXPECT A HUGE PROFILE REFRESH INCLUDING NEW
PFP

randomly woke up at 3am.. on a school night. yay me 🥹

i’m doing a friend clean out starting today probably ending tomorrow <3 I wish you the BEST of luck during the purge 👀

if my curls could curl the way the other girls curls curl then my lips would curl into a smile 😤

*sigh* this is why I never go out of my comfort zone in books.. this is just not my cup of tea. I’m just reading it until the rest of the housemaid series ships to my house 💀

sleeping in my jeans since I’m too lazy to change 🥹

drop the most jaw-dropping lore on yourself or anyone you know 🤓

୨୧ loyalty ୨୧

lisa scottoline

sicily, 1860s 𓂃 ࣪˖

before reading loyalty, i’m expecting a story filled with family, friendship, secrets, and difficult choices. ୨୧

i think the characters will be tested by the people they love and forced to decide who they can trust and what they’re willing to sacrifice.

I already feel burnt out..

this school year is gonna be much fun 🫠

if you send me a poll, I’ll send myself under your bed.
UNDERSTOOD????

i’m so grateful for those who told me I couldn’t.

GUYS DW I’M NOT GONNA DELETE GOODREADS 😼

contemplating whether or not I should delete gr 🤓

how to become better person 101
🎬~ hannah’s 101s episode 2

1. go outside
2. yell as loud as humanly possible
3. yell more to olivia rodigo songs
5. now all your anger should be out
6. become walking pin board of whispers
7. pat head and rub belly
8. walk around saying monkey say monkey do hehe
9. you’ll notice people will start looking at you more because of your goodness, that’s why.

GUYS I FINALLY REVISED ALL MY REVIEWS FOR THW RED QUEEN SERIES SO GO INTO MY READ BOOKS AND CHECK OUT THE REVIEWS ON RED QUEEN, GLASS SWORD, KING’S CAGE, AND WAR STORM IF UOU WANNA 🤓

last year, my kiss count was 0. now it’s 10x that 😼

how to talk to guy 101

1. walk up to guy
2. say “hi”
3. twirl your hair with your nose taped up to look like a pig
4. he’ll be staring at you non-stop !! 🤭
5. say “I broke the glass I tripped and fell I told secrets I shouldn’t tell I stumbled over all my words I made it weird I made it worse”
6. by chance, he’s a conehead.
7. conehead + livie = <3 forever

155 friends and still only the same 20 people viewing my status updates 😭 I’m not all about likes on status updates (frankly I could care less) but I LOVE comments. I love yapping with ALL of you guys. please NEVER be afraid to comment on one of my status updates, even if it’s COMPLETELY underrated and you just wanna yap/rant. I LOVE TALKING 🥹🥹🥹

i hate when people chew loudly and I can hear every single bit of saliva in their mouth and that stupid annoying chewing noise EUGH 💀💀💀

ahhh hey guys! I’m starting to read the housemaid’s secret since it’s august so it’s time for those psychological thrillers!! I read the housemaid a couple months ago and I freaking LOVED it. did it CREEP the CRAP outta me? yes! but THESE PLOT TWISTS KEEP ME ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT!! hopefully the housemaid’s secret is as good as the housemaid !!

xx 💃🏾🥀👺

bro reminiscing over feelings you had for somebody is kinda depressing ngl 🙂🙏

GUYS!! I’M ALIVE!!

school wasn’t that bad after all.. besides a guy staring at me in 3 of my classes.. I think he still likes me 😤

guess who.. guess who just..


made

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school

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HSUSHAHSUSNESUVSSYHDLAOQNEGSJAWHSJWJSBSSUDGSUSGENDBSHWS HIJEWHEJSJ EHEYES B KSSUJSEUH

thank you for 150 FRIENDS HOLY COW.

mentions ~
- pearl_magdalene (she’s my sister. what can I say more 🤷‍♀️ quite literally my favorite person ever + I’d pick her over any crowd)

- jay (honestly she’s literally such a vibe bro.. coolest person on gr)

- allie ( literally, again, such a vibe. so fun to chat with )

if you weren’t mentioned, don’t fret. these were js fo this milestone

GASNSUSBAYSNSAH HAPPY 17TH BIRTHDAY TO SYDNEY SMILES !!!!!!!

starting school tomorrow .. 💀



O JUST TAKE ME NOW BRO