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Yall ever just think about how hot women are 😌 (In a straight way ofc)

Reading old messages from when u thought the friendship would last forever <<<<<<<

“Miss, I’m just getting Charlie an ice pack!”

“that’s a bit g-“

“OKAY BACK TO THE GAME LADS”

Why is the dialogue so funny omg 😭

Trying to be sad while looking through my journal from when I was 12 and depressed asf but I can’t take it seriously the way I talked is so funny omg 😭

This was amazing omg ima start the second one later

Just ended my situationship 😀✌️

This is one of the reasons why i don’t usually read graphic novels I finish them in like 20 minutes 😭 but i gotta admit its cute and im loving it

Mom, PLEASE stop trying to use Gen Z slang I BEG you 😭

Just made a running playlist cuz I’m gonna start running cuz I need a new hobby (we all know I just wanted an excuse to make ANOTHER playlist and will NOT be running any time soon)

If you ever feel dumb just remember I check my Goodreads bio so I can remember my hobbies and music taste 🥀

Guys there was a giant spider in my room and I lost it 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

OR3 is AMAZINGGGGGG what are y’all’s faves???

When someone asks if I’m good in bed so I proceed to explain to them every dream I had during my 22 hour long nap

Guess who’s starting heartstopperrrrr 🫪🫪

When I thought he was ignoring me but he was actually just typing a giant ahh paragraph about how much he loves me 😭

When I’m on call with someone and realize I’m talking really loudly and my fam probably knows like all my secrets now 🥀😭

Happy pride month to all the Barbie’s I made lesbian because my mom wouldn’t let me have Ken dolls 🏳️‍🌈

Help my cousin thought I was half Hispanic and was surprised when I told her I was half Asian 😭

If you ever feel stupid just remember how I looked everywhere for a specific shirt only to realize that I was wearing it 🥀

Help why’d the huzz just say I can’t love him more than he loves me cuz I’m shorter and don’t have the capacity for that what the freak 😭

Falling back into old habits <<<<<<

Why so sexy if so dumb? And how survive the earth so long?

Yall remember the good old days when goodreads was active 😭🥀

The date is 6/9…..who wants to celebrate with me 😏

When I’m panicking about smth and then forget what I’m panicking about so then I’m panicking because what if it was important

“We don’t need feminism”

1 in 5 women in america are raped
Women in Afghanistan are not allowed to speak without a man’s permission
9 year old girls are being forced to marry and HAVE SEX with middle aged men who already have multiple wives

we NEED feminism