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“The supper was almost gay…” hehehe

Reading this book in public is not for highly expressive people. Mf goes “no one makes fun of that fish except me” I had to take a pause because fucking hell mate

It was all so serious until “it is fun, Declan, please strip. We feel like your bullying us by wearing clothes when we have non”

Okay THIS is funny, the review is gonna be higher bc of this page

There’s a character named Donny… how many times do I have to say this is just Epstein island

I’m really starting to think that this is just Epstein island

I’m so close mate

Epstein island mention?

You’d think that a guy with a child and a guy that has killed multiple people (allegedly) would have the common sense NOT TO GET IN A STRANGERS CAR AND NOT TO ASK HIM WHAT HE THINKS ABOUT MURDER, AM I ADKING TOO MUCH? ARE TGEY ALL STUPID? PAPA ITS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE

There was this nice moment a few pages ago of Declan recollecting a memory (not sure where that connects but sure) and now, omfg they act like an insufferable polycule, almost the dynamic of “the boyfriends”

Please gods it’s 150-something pages, let me have the strength to read this. Turns out I was a very different person when I listened to the first book or these books are ment to be listened to.

Unreliable Narrator Lake “sy is very clearly into this and will be a prize student” we both know this is bull shit (yes both, me and you reading this comment)

“No stop, this isn’t you” kms PLEASE GET ME OUTTA HERE

Declan didn’t seem like he liked lake that much and now he’s getting all sappy? Right…I am so fucking confused, the plot seems kinda missing now or lack lustre like the author wrote the first book and it had so much popularity that they just wanted to pump out the next quickly, please let it get better

This page and the page before made me remember by I dnf’d it for so long

“It has mitochondria— the powerhouse of the cell” Im reading this in the park and I’m laughing my ass off. I must look like a crazy person.

Heheheh “horny little Astrophage” Heheheh

I’m favourite colour is medium bumpy

Wow this whole page (and the page before) is freaky

Sad sad sad