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cant believe the 3rd season is here omg

maomao is so fucking oblivious to jinshi's feeling 😭😭😭 HASHHAHSHAHHWHS

meant to put 63% done instead of 63 pages lol

SHE'LL BE BACK TO THE REAR PALACE LET'S GOOOOO

jinshi would probably love role play

when someone tries to snitch on maomao to the emperor but she literally taught the concubines how to do magic tricks on it

why is maomao lowk an alcoholic

the emperor loves his women THICK lmao

"For the sake of Lihaku's reputation, we should add that what he felt was not simple lust for a female companion, but sincere appreciation for a woman of genuine talents" LMAOOO OKAYY LIHAKU I SEE YOU

hello why is this kind freaky like why are they making out every page oml and you’re telling me they’re just “friends” 😭😭😭😭

my twt tl suddenly full of darklina wtf SOMEONE SEDATE ME 😭😭😭😭😭😭

when im having a great day but then i remember how netflix cancelled shadow & bone and six of crows live action even though they had the perfect cast 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

lynn painter really loves them fake dating tropes huh

ouuuu Wes Bennet you got some competition…

“Perhaps” Gaoshun ventured now, “I might ask you to stop regarding Master Jinshi in the same manner in which you might look at a worm”
Damn. They noticed

SHE FUNNY ASF IM CRINE 😭😭😭 I LOVE MAOMAO SM

okay okay they’re starting to warm up to each other….well not that much but there’s def progress 👀

im such a fat fucking chud

I had to explain how the face works as a third hand.
It's important, after all.
"And how would we shake hands using this third?"
He asked.
"Shake hands, hmmm...?", it didn't take me long.
Though the solution that came to me was embarrassing.

you can tell me he wasn't straight up FLIRTING

“you know…when your heart races….i…i think it’s trying to make it’s way outside.”

i need ophelia to slime out everyone in this fucking book wtf

“Ophelia was flabbergasted. The spirit of the family? This woman was pregnant by her own ancestor?”
IM CRINE WHAT

everytime they show a flashback of himmel and the party i just wanna cry

“Are you aware that you’ve been promised to a bastard, an opportunist, and a schemer? It’s public knowledge that he hates women. Trust me, as soon as he’s got you pregnant, you’ll seem no more important to him than an old trinket. You’ll be the laughing-stock at court.”

IS HE THAT BAD DAMN???

“Thorn pushed the door so roughly towards Ophelia that he crushed her toes.”
THIS GUY
im prob gonna end up loving him later but damn 😭😭😭

“The Dragons,” Ophelia suddenly whispered, “is that the name of your family?”
amp dance of the dragons pala toh eh

"“He didn’t look back once to check that his fiancée was still actually there.”
this dude thorn im crine tf is his problem lmao

“adventures with all of you makes up not even a hundredth of my life”

“how fascinating, that hundred of your life has changed you”

frienen gotta stop acting all nonchalant

my volume 2 finally arrived!!!