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If these three don't stop nattering on about the prophecy soon I'm gonna rage quit this entire series

Kinkfur is both the funniest and most awful name in this series by far. Ratscar, however, is AWESOME

Someone in a comment section on this audiobook said "Stoneteller invents democracy" and I think that's beautiful

I will never be okay with being spoiled about the three's real parents, but Hollypaw saying "I'm glad he's not MY father" to Crowfeather is so fucking funny. It's almost worth the let down of being spoiled about that insane plot twist

STORMFUR AND LIONPAW CONVERSATION WWIWIWIWI STORMFUR THE GOAT more Stormfur please

Petition to start naming every character shit like Berrystumpytail and Jayno-eyes that's brilliant

Jaypaw's inner monologue may as well be taken straight from my brain he's so real

WHY IS EVERYONE SO MEAN TO JAYPAW????? He's an ass but HE'S JUST A KID :(( LET BRO LIVE AAAGTHRHRH

I FUCKING LOVE JAYPAW the absolute legend. Please stay sarcastic and bitter, he's so funny. May every chapter henceforth be Jaypaw POV🙏🗣

HOLY. HOLY OCCURRENCE? HOLY PLOT????