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Holy shit, ultra rare Starclan Yellowfang swag moment??

I love Dovepaw aww her and Lionblaze seem like such a fun pair

Oh my god finally I fully thought it was deathberries and Leafpool was gonna poison Mousefur holy shit

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WHY IS EVERYONE TRYING TO KILL EACH OTHER???? LEAFPOOL??????? HVA I SIGMAEN I cannot physically put the book down at this point

HOLY SHIT I DID NOT EXPECT THAT whyyyyy
the one person who made Berrynose somewhat bearable fuck this chungus book series

Idk the exact page number but OOOHHH LEAFPOOL KNOWWSSSSS Jayfeather is catching on aaaaaaa..... Bro even knowing the huge plot twists in this book, it's such a fucking exciting read. I FEEL SO BAD FOR BOTH LEAFPOOL AND THE THREE SIBLINGS

HollyPAW? Really? The sheer number of name mistakes in these books holy shit

Brambleclaw stop being a grumpy knob challenge level impossible. Hazeltail almost died and your solution is to yell at her?? Brambleclaawwhhh my god shush

If these three don't stop nattering on about the prophecy soon I'm gonna rage quit this entire series

Kinkfur is both the funniest and most awful name in this series by far. Ratscar, however, is AWESOME

Someone in a comment section on this audiobook said "Stoneteller invents democracy" and I think that's beautiful

I will never be okay with being spoiled about the three's real parents, but Hollypaw saying "I'm glad he's not MY father" to Crowfeather is so fucking funny. It's almost worth the let down of being spoiled about that insane plot twist

STORMFUR AND LIONPAW CONVERSATION WWIWIWIWI STORMFUR THE GOAT more Stormfur please

Petition to start naming every character shit like Berrystumpytail and Jayno-eyes that's brilliant

Jaypaw's inner monologue may as well be taken straight from my brain he's so real

WHY IS EVERYONE SO MEAN TO JAYPAW????? He's an ass but HE'S JUST A KID :(( LET BRO LIVE AAAGTHRHRH

I FUCKING LOVE JAYPAW the absolute legend. Please stay sarcastic and bitter, he's so funny. May every chapter henceforth be Jaypaw POV🙏🗣

HOLY. HOLY OCCURRENCE? HOLY PLOT????