Mackenzie Buehler > Recent Status Updates

Credit for the kill has been ruled as either accidental or a fragging incident, which would be funny as shit.

God this book in particular is hurting so good and I don't know how to handle it! Q^Q

He looked like someone had taken the world's fattest bulldog, pickled it for about 5,000 years,given him elf ears, and then shoved a cigar in his mouth.


Whoooooo boy. It's weird to see ACTUAL warfare in this series.
But also so good to know Carl can count on the Crawlers!

Is he this excitable because he's Canadian now? I always thought Canadians were depressed.

Finally! The floor we've all been waiting for!!!!! So excited and scared!

Endangered Animals is a most sobering story to pull the reader back to reality.

Fruiting Bodies, the titular story, is such an amazing dive into how we show love for our loved ones,

And how men can just be creepy and inconsiderate, but that's my blunt, knee jerk reaction to it.

Listening to the audio book. This is such a creepy story. It's almost reminiscent if AHN season 1 in how it's progressing.

Might need to try Rosemary"s baby after. Maybe.

Is this You? A rather surreal tale with a woman having to deal with the perceptions her mother had of herself when she was young.

So many thoughts! The DUMBEST of which was 'its a shame the Bedlam Bride hasn't done more, wonder if she'll be relevant' and then Chapter 71 hit me like a freight train and I LOVED it!!!

Ooh, the unadultersted Fey elements in Fiddler, Fool Pair was excellent.
It's been a while that I've seen it portrayed in such a way!

You can't un-lick a butthole that's already been licked.


In seriousness though... I wish Carl had stayed at the party. That hurt me so much, and Louis had every right to be annoyed.

Gobble Gobble, Bitches. Welcome to Iowa.

Good LORD Astrid! I have thoughts on you AND Odette!

I- am at once delighted and horrified by the permanence of the deaths. So.much media just kills off characters and brings them back.
This is refreshingly so different and I love being able to see the impact the characters life has on others. Like Paz and Sister Ines.

Who has some explaining to do, and how DARE Paz just be green like that????

Let's get this party started!!!

I AM crying tears in front of my house.
How do I tell my neighbors that I'm crying over a vampire goat herd in a fantasy book and that I'll never be the same woth the cruel delicacy that the situation neede

God, Why am I ONLY ever concerned?!?!?!?!

But also, excellent use of the 'Donut hole'

You snore too ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

...I wanted Mongo to get f**ked.... but not like THIS!!!

I need Carl to ACTUALLY work together with people???