Dani Boise > Recent Status Updates

I'm actually legitimately pissed. This is fkn stupid. I'm not going to DNF with 30 mins left but hot damn do I want to throw something 😂

Maybe a spoiler? IDFC. This is the shit we are dealing with over here folks. "So, is the main issue that Luke loves you but didn't tell you?" What in the actual fuck. This is the reason you're mad. Again-- I don't like it here 😂

I DON'T LIKE IT HERE. I'm getting too old for STUPID 3rd act backups. This is fkn dumb. Let me go home lmao

These assholes really just told each other they love the other for the first time while fighting. Like this dude just called you stupid told you to SHUT UP..... TWICE. And your response is to say I love you. GTFOH. 🙄

Someone please point me in the direction of ANY plot in the first 63% of this *yawn* 🥱

why does this dude keep mentioning used condoms stuck to body parts 🤮

This "twist" just gave me the ick.

STOOOOP AUDREY! WHAAAAT! STOOOOP
(Yes, I'm literally screaming over here) WHAT THE WHAT.

OMG KATHERINE YOU HAVE ME SOBBING thinking about George Bailey being all alone and scared in the houseboat in a storm 😭😭😭

mini story time: My "Oddly Specific Bookish Ick" (as the wife of a helicopter pilot) is when authors refer to helicopters as 'choppers' -- this character just did but the Coast Guard guy just schooled her that they don't call them that and it made my grumpy little bookish heart SO HAPPY. THANK YOU FOR THAT KATHERINE CENTER.

OMG as a Great Dane Mom x2 I'm crying listening to Hutch tell George Bailey's story 😢

I cannot do characters using each other's names in conversation every other sentence. HOW ANNOYING. Do people actually talk like this in conversation???????? 🥴

THE ENTITLEMENT UGHHH 😫😩

Like how am I not even halfway through this and already SO PISSED. I can't deal with these characters.

I can't do this. This lady is fucking batshit and out of her fucking mind. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING. EMMA GIRL DUMP THIS MFKER. WTF.

This doesn't ever happen: THIS BOOK JUST MADE ME LITERALLY SCREAM. 😱

when you see it..... that cover is CREEPY AF

As a Great Dane mom x2 I already know Buddy is my favorite character in this! <3

She just said she can't leave a voicemail through the app but she did leave a voicemail earlier????

Oh shit! It just started to get wild!

WAIT. WHAT. I NEED A MINUTE. THAT TWIST. WHAAAAT!!!

I STG IF I HEAR THE WORDS "ORANGE AND BASIL" ONE MORE TIME 🤬

The opening of my review for book 2 in this series: Thank you Thomas & Mercer for the ARC to read & review!
The opposite of 'thank you' to Pete Zacharias FOR THAT ENDING (insert broken heart emoji) and I also said: I saw that this will be a trilogy so I will 100% be grabbing Rooker Book 3! (yes, even after you did that to us at the end) so here I am reading book 3 EVEN AFTER you did that to us!

Thankfully this is on KU because my copy from NetGalley is literally unreadable. Letters, numbers, and characters in completely random order 😂

Chapter 5! Daisy! I just screamed!

WAIT I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS PRESSURE WASHING GAME ACTUALLY EXISTS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This woman is 29 and someone needs to EXPLAIN to her how film photography works??????? Charlie, were you just trying to fill a page? 🤭

I'm struggling with whether or not to DNF this. It started strong with that first scene and I want to know more but this is a slog to get thru (for me).

January LaVoy is AMAZING. She has me crying for 2+ chapters straight.

OMG as a dog mom this scene with Trudy and Freddy 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭