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I DONT WANNA READ THIS :(((( #butimust #beingchainedupallthetime #orsomething

oh so now we are in sex land. went to sexlandia and these two were citizens. and he loves her? sure whatever I guess. When did words ever mean anything anyway.

listen, she's not the most cunning or the best fighter-- but she IS twenty-five. and sometimes, that's enough <3

UPDATE: spike dupe has been introduced and predictably, I'm hot for him. Very.

"heh... so THAT'S the view I have heard so much about 😼😼👆📸"
Reid is now trying to be some kind of edgy sex guy but his heart is not in it. It's just coming out like an incel who says perv-y things to feel something. like, sure, whatever dude.

ok so I have slept on it and I think it's still weird and would TOTALLY piss me off if I was one of her friends, but I am willing to forgive Viv. I think she just suffers from major martyr-complex and also canNOT read a room.

i literally can't sleep thinking about how this DUMB BITCH invited a PROFESSOR to a night out with her FRIENDS--- oh god, I might be sick--

"if my dad taught me one thing, it was that as much as we aeons crave the fight, you never make unforced errors." PROVE IT. STOP MAKING DUMB DECISIONS.

NOBODY IS FUCKING W MATT EVER HAHAH

hey, maybe if she was actually good at her job I could get behind her badassery girlboss moment but GIRL in nearly every fight she has been in she has had her ass handed to her like... you can take a breather.

the nickname has got to go.

most of this reading has been:
"i already know that." "a dozen new terms just dropped!" "He's her PROFESSOR-- EUGH!"

wait, I missed it the first twenty times: HOW old was she when she started hunting? WHY does she need to hunt?

HELP! what do all these words mean

no yeah like duh he's the professor. whateverrrr

I'M SO BORED HELPPPPPPP

DOES THIS MAN HATE WOMEN #INSUFFERABLE like i know he's traumatized from war or whatever but #skillissue if that somehow amounts to you being a raging misogynist. actually you SHOULD have died in that Forlorn Hope!

he's such a strange case of a man. but go off, i guess #justducalthings

the whole house repressing

when do the Bedwyns blow up? #bombthem

marriage of inconvenience and meddling great-aunts. this feels like EuroSummer!

i LIKE this evil autistic man <33

Marrying Wokerborne

sometimes i don't mind this man and sometimes he makes me so angry that i could throw the book. I guess you could say, my name is Kathleen.....

Are men genuinely this stupid or is it just McKenna-- Why do you think she sent you away, dumbass? oh what, and you're gonna "ruin" her now, like, whatever. Jesus Christ. Don't piss me off.

taking calming breaths because this eighteen year old is literally plotting mass murder and THIS CORNY ASS BITCH IS BABYING HIM OHHHH MY GOD. Can't you see what this book is driving me to??? I'm hating on a whimsical woman because she's TOO FUCKING DUMB!!! like if Jess from New Girl had a lobotomy.

BITCH!! the quirky disney princess routine can only take you so far!!! shut up and drive!!!

I hate it when people don't come to conclusions fast enough. Get There Quicker. also how is she thirty and a teacher and dumb as hell-- sorry.

Sure whatever

these men better start lowering their fucking tones before i start suggesting we cannibalize them to deal with the waning food supply.