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scary stalker prince !!!!

Hyacinth — Hey Paul… erm, like why did you let me sign my own death warrant?

Paul — Aww, man, you know, don’t you? you just sounded so damn excited!

Hyacinth — Oh, Paul you’re so strong and charming and backwards your conviction in your stupidity is overwhelming. Kiss me, already, you burly hunk of a man!!

Paul — …

-they kiss-

I love Henry James’ approach to free will. His prose corkscrews off the page and into the noggin!

Snape, who?!? Hyacinth is my half blood prince…

Bar none, the greatest beginning ever put to paper

Typee: {Finished}
Rating: Motarkee! 5/5 Fayaways